13 New Years Resolutions You’re Welcome To Steal
I don’t know when we normalized asking people what their worst habits are, but at some point, we did and now we do it every year! I hate it!
23 Low Stakes Personal Growth Milestones I Accomplished in 2023
2. I successfully transitioned my hair from a side part to a middle part. (This was directly inspired by the feature film M3GAN.)
6 Queer Comedy Specials That Will Restore Your Faith in the Craft
Still, there remains a discrepancy between the public’s perception of modern comedy and the comedy that gives me child-like joy to consume. The difference, I have concluded, is the lack of visibility for diverse comics, and specifically queer and trans comics of color.
25 Things To Do if You Need a Break From Your Family This Holiday Weekend
8. Go down a social media rabbit hole trying to figure out what your favorite high school English teacher is up to.
I Think I Accidentally Bought My Fiancée a Haunted Music Box for Christmas
Who knew the vintage clown music box that inexplicably plays “Memories” from the musical Cats would be haunted?
Sam Reece on Shitty Craft Club, Coming Out, and What She Shares With Jenny Schecter
“I haven’t even seen some of the absolute queer canon of movies. What’s the one with Cate Blanchett?”
My Christmas Ornaments, Ranked by Lesbianism
“Owls are the most lesbian bird of prey imo.”
Getting High With James Tom: Talking Comedy, Transmasculinity, and Taylor Swift
“Does Elliot Page give me notes? Elliot has not given me any notes but I would be open to hearing them.”
The Game of Life, But Make It Queer
I’ve created a queer version of the classic board game Life! Let’s play, gays!
9 Niche Last Minute Queer Halloween Costumes No One Will Understand But You
Option 1: Dress up as your ex using all of the clothes they left behind six years ago.
10 Frights Scarier Than Halloween
3. My bank account
F*ck It All Fall
Let’s do it, queers. Let’s embrace our seasonal chaotic energy and manifest it into long-term, healthy decisions!
Lesbian Date Ideas Inspired By Stock Images
Out of hot queer date ideas? I’ve got you covered.
Gay Fall Scented Candles That Should Exist
Your Ex-Wife’s Sweater Weather.
All the Chaotic Gay Questions I’ve Asked on a First Date
“Do you have color-changing LED light bulbs and/or light strips?”
Weird Things the Victorians Did, Ranked by Bisexuality
Performing seances is peak bisexual activity, whether you believe in the ghosts or you’re profiting from being a hot person who other people believe can talk to ghosts.
I Asked a Top About “Bottoms”
In which Kristen Arnett answers important questions, such as: Who were the biggest bottoms in Bottoms?
Rejected Headlines for My “Bottoms” Review
Bottoms Understands What Teen Lesbians Desire: Being Punched By Girls in the Face
Ranking My Butch Girlfriend’s Hats
Plus, a photo of us making out while she wears her literal GAY RIGHTS hat.
Things With Mid-August Energy
25. Atypically high utility bills :(