Are Straight Women Okay?
I’m worried about straight women a little bit.
Haters Are Fake News: More Internet Haikus
This round we cover notifications, pizza trackers, where in the world is Mallory Ortberg and more!
If I Never Came Out
A cautionary tale.
If Women’s Magazine Covers Were Aimed at Queer Women, Pt. 3
Featuring Hannah Hart, a carabiner and Sara Ramirez.
There Are Too Many Websites: More Internet Haikus
This round we cover net neutrality, Y2K, away messages, left swipes made too soon, and astropoets.
17 (More) Realistic Ways to Break Anyone Down
Like last time, as we proceed in the comments, remember the severity or levity of your hypotheticals might feed the power a person has over you. Tread carefully, and let’s have fun.
How To Be Disabled, According to Stock Photography
“Gaze out the window or exist in silhouette as often as possible.”
It’s Completely Legal To Think Nia Long and Idina Menzel Are A Couple In This Trailer for Lifetime’s “Beaches” Remake
How lucky that I’m perfectly within my right as a citizen to disregard the original plot of a movie that’s been out for 28 years and choose to instead interpret their connection as romantic and not platonic.
10 Foods From Past Presidential Inauguration Meals That Donald Trump Should Definitely Eat On Friday
From jelly “the colour of sadness” to giant cakes and turtle soup, I’ve got a menu you’ll probably want to replicate at home while your cat screams into a pillow.
Steal Her Look: Eleanor Roosevelt Monocles
Let’s get you into a monocle that’ll have them saying, “Wow, who’s that stylish lesbian that looks like they belong to an early 20th century sapphic scene alongside Eleanor Roosevelt?”
Let’s Bring Back Top Eight: More Internet Haikus
This round we cover twitter handles, the GOOP empire, craigslist aesthetic, hashtags, and MySpace (rip).
Golden Globe Drinking Games That’ll Keep You Stone Cold Sober
Drink every time the camera cuts to Jennifer Lawrence and she’s not drinking directly out of the table’s Moet bottle.
Some Questions For Phoebe Waller-Bridge From “Fleabag”
Just wondering, no reason.
10 Poison-Free Alternatives To Foods and Drinks With Poison In Them
Chocolate Mousse tastes WAY better without sedatives.
Cher’s Best Tweets of 2016
We learned a lot from Cher this year, specifically about how much she hates Donald Trump.
The Sims For Twitter: More Internet Haikus
This round we cover unfriending, chatting with bots, wacky 404s, the #UNameItChallenge and more.
New Gay Agenda [Super Secret, Do Not Leak]
The Escalation has officially begun. These are your super-secret marching orders.
Mike Pence Will Buy Me My Lesbian Vampire Themed Tampons
The government should already be buying me my tampons, but they’re not, and so Mike Pence will.
DeAnne Smith Doesn’t Feel Like A Third Wheel In New Comedy Show “Girl on Girl on Girl”
Comedians DeAnne Smith, Jess Salomon and Eman El-Husseini star in their new stand up show “Girl on Girl on Girl” happening in NYC on November 9th. And they’re giving away tickets to see it!
Kathie Lee and Hoda Have Wasted Over 3200 Glasses of Wine on “The Today Show”
They don’t drink their wine.