Julie and Brandy Play A Pretend Couple… in Their New Sitcom “Roomies”
I knew they were trouble when they moved in.
I knew they were trouble when they moved in.
Here’s a new episode of Words With Girls for your eye holes. It’s called “Beard.” Do you see where this is going?
Episode 7 of “Little Horribles” is still awkward and maybe a little gross.
“IS RUDE AND/OR DEHUMANIZING TO SOMEONE IN THE SERVICE INDUSTRY” (What would you put on your Mom and/or Dad Bingo card?)
Sometimes it feels like every single person in Bon Temps is constantly going through the worst lesbian breakup of all time.
Kristen’s Team Pick: Use a lorem ipsum generator to fill out your dating profile for when you’re too distracted by all of the potential boob dates to remember how to write in English.
Cynthia Stevenson (Dead Like Me) and Tom Virtue (Even Stevens) appear in this episode, continuing the string of awesome guest stars on “Little Horribles.”
“I love Jewish gays.”
This week Amy is invisible because of Eurocentric standards of beauty. That’s always fun.
“Truffle oil is too far for anything.”
I never thought I’d see those mix tapes or that Samantha doll again
“Why is this so fucking hard?”
Masturbation episode.
“Whisky and Doritos is a great diet.”
Come hang out with other Autostraddlers in NYC and witness Julie Goldman being hilarious! Discounted tickets! Priority seating!
Ali’s Team Pick: Because everyone in the U.S. with half a brain has already team picked Wendy Davis as a Senator and badass super human, I will do everyone a feminist-comedy-solid by team picking the Amazon Review of Wendy Davis’s sneakers.
“I hope nobody’s listening.” – DeAnne Smith
Julie wants me to say, “Nothing brings you to comedy.” I guess she means, we were always funny and attracted to funny people so that’s why we are here. And that it wasn’t necessarily a choice. We were born this way. Now she wants me to say, “YES BITCHES, BRANDY WAS BORN THAT WAY.”
Let me be clear: I am not just team picking the treadmill desk. That would be silly. I am team picking the article in the New Yorker that Susan Orlean wrote about treadmill desks. Glad we’re all on the same page now.
“I could almost hear them thinking, “Is this really happening?” I know this because at some point, I started watching the audience to make sure I wasn’t hallucinating.”