Julie and Brandy Play A Pretend Couple… in Their New Sitcom “Roomies”
I knew they were trouble when they moved in.
VIDEO: “Words With Girls” Episode 6: Beard
Here’s a new episode of Words With Girls for your eye holes. It’s called “Beard.” Do you see where this is going?
VIDEO: “Little Horribles” Episode 7: Bathroom Mirror
Episode 7 of “Little Horribles” is still awkward and maybe a little gross.
Team Pick: “Dad Bingo,” A Bingo Game Invented By Rachel For Her Dad’s Upcoming Visit
“IS RUDE AND/OR DEHUMANIZING TO SOMEONE IN THE SERVICE INDUSTRY” (What would you put on your Mom and/or Dad Bingo card?)
55 Ways To Leave Your Lesbian Vampire Lover (According To True Blood)
Sometimes it feels like every single person in Bon Temps is constantly going through the worst lesbian breakup of all time.
Kristen’s Team Pick: DIY Dating Profiles Without All of That Pesky “Yourself”
Kristen’s Team Pick: Use a lorem ipsum generator to fill out your dating profile for when you’re too distracted by all of the potential boob dates to remember how to write in English.
VIDEO: “Little Horribles” Episode 6: Minibar
Cynthia Stevenson (Dead Like Me) and Tom Virtue (Even Stevens) appear in this episode, continuing the string of awesome guest stars on “Little Horribles.”
DeAnne Smith’s Questionable At Best Asks “What’s too Jewy?”
“I love Jewish gays.”
VIDEO: “Little Horribles” Episode 5: Stunning
This week Amy is invisible because of Eurocentric standards of beauty. That’s always fun.
DeAnne Smith’s Questionable At Best Asks “What Makes a Good Sandwich?”
“Truffle oil is too far for anything.”
Listling Without Commentary: 17 Things My Mom Has Mailed Me This Year
I never thought I’d see those mix tapes or that Samantha doll again
DeAnne Smith’s Questionable At Best Asks “Can Exes Be Friends?”
“Why is this so fucking hard?”
VIDEO: “Little Horribles” Episode 4: Road Rage
Masturbation episode.
DeAnne Smith’s Questionable at Best Asks “How Much Fun is Drinking”
“Whisky and Doritos is a great diet.”
You Should Go: Julie Goldman In Manhattan, Everybody!
Come hang out with other Autostraddlers in NYC and witness Julie Goldman being hilarious! Discounted tickets! Priority seating!
Team Pick: Five Stars for the Amazon Reviews of Wendy Davis’s Filibuster Sneakers
Ali’s Team Pick: Because everyone in the U.S. with half a brain has already team picked Wendy Davis as a Senator and badass super human, I will do everyone a feminist-comedy-solid by team picking the Amazon Review of Wendy Davis’s sneakers.
Team Pick: DeAnne Smith Debuts Her Brand New Podcast, It’s Smart And Perfect
“I hope nobody’s listening.” – DeAnne Smith
Idol Worship: Ten(ish) Questions About Camp with Julie and Brandy
Julie wants me to say, “Nothing brings you to comedy.” I guess she means, we were always funny and attracted to funny people so that’s why we are here. And that it wasn’t necessarily a choice. We were born this way. Now she wants me to say, “YES BITCHES, BRANDY WAS BORN THAT WAY.”
Team Pick: Treadmill Desks As Described By The New Yorker And Susan Orlean
Let me be clear: I am not just team picking the treadmill desk. That would be silly. I am team picking the article in the New Yorker that Susan Orlean wrote about treadmill desks. Glad we’re all on the same page now.
Critical of Mass: My Long, Strange Evening at a Lesbian Rock-Musical
“I could almost hear them thinking, “Is this really happening?” I know this because at some point, I started watching the audience to make sure I wasn’t hallucinating.”