Every Character in the New Clue Board Game Could Ruin Your Life
When you think about Clue, if your first thought is “Man I wish that were a sexier, gayer game,” then boy do I have news for you!
Could I Make These Iconic Mean Moms From TV Happy?
There is no television character that gives me greater joy than the mean mom. I could blame it on many things: mommy issues, the fact that I started watching CBS primetime dramas when I was like nine, general homosexual unwellness — the list goes on.
8 Ways Publix on a Saturday Night Is Exactly Like Going to the Club
1. There are hot people everywhere
Bud Light Is the Dykiest Domestic Lager — Change My Mind
All other American-style light lagers taste bad (and therefore are straight).
How To Be 13 and on Myspace Again
Photo albums, HTML customization, and choosing your profile song all offer endless possibilities to express yourself.
“Portrait of a Bernie on Fire” (and 24 Other Lesbian Shenanigans)
“Today is one of those days I wish I had photoshop skills, because I bet photoshopping that Bernie Sanders meme into famous gay tv scenes would be hilarious.” (And dear reader, it was.)
How To Simulate Sex By Just Listening To Janet Jackson
This one is for people who are single, live and work alone. What are people like us doing during this pandemic time? I have the solution for you. Simulate sex by solely listening to Janet Jackson’s hottest hits.
A Guide to Camping at Home During Quarantine
As a lesbian, there’s nothing I love more than camping. It’s the only time you’re allowed to eat a plain hot dog on a stick!
9 Upcoming Quarantine-Centric Romantic Comedies
Jamie is a gorgeous, successful architect. Dana is an event planner who once fell down a flight of stairs. They couldn’t be less alike!
10 Queer Comedians You Should Know (Who Aren’t White Lesbians)
You’ll find odes to Lily Tomlin and Ellen Degeneres with only the occasional nod to comedy notables like Moms Mabley, Wanda Sykes and Margaret Cho, making queer comedy look like a whitewashed dyke party. You won’t find much evidence of the many queer comedians of color who are well-established, wildly successful and wonderfully, deliciously funny. Here’s a very incomplete list of some of those comedians.
The Four Robots You Meet in Quarantine
One thing that’s been great about quarantine is that everyone has gotten to spend more time with the robots in their life!
2018 Was 20gayteen, 2019 Was 20biteen, Now Let’s Name 2020
Help us pick out the Official Queer Title for the upcoming year!
Which Castro Twin Is the Tegan and Which One Is the Sara?
In every iconic twosome, there is a Tegan and there is a Sara. This may be the one true binary.
The 2020 Democrats, Explained by Classic Indigo Girls Songs
You could say we’re “up on the watershed, standing at the fork in the road” – and the list of our choices is as vast and varied as Indigo Girls’ song catalog.
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This Woman Asking for Advice About Her Gay Affair Should Leave Her Husband, Be Gay, Do Crimes
This week, the Sun published a fascinating letter in their Dear Deidre advice column, in which a (presumably straight?) (presumably real???) married woman describes falling in love with another young mother at her child’s school and wonders if their tawdry extramarital affair is built to last.
Gotta Get That: Go-Bag for the End of the World
I’ve put together the go-bag of your dreams, and all you have to do is go purchase its contents before your bank account is frozen by the government.
The Transformative Comedy of Hannah Gadsby’s “Nanette”: An Autostraddle Roundtable
Lex Smithers, Brittani Nichols, El Sanchez, Gaby Dunn and I all talk about Hannah Gadsby’s new Netflix special, “Nanette.”
Why Did Applebee’s Destroy the Lesbian Love Story in Their New Take-Out Commercial?!
And the whole time they’re beaming at each other in this thunderstorm, let me remind you, Melissa Etheridge is crooning a song that features the lyrics, “I don’t care what they think. I don’t care what they say. What do they know about this love, anyway?”
47 Passionate Comments From 100% Straight People On The Daily Mail’s “Nobody Is 100% Straight”
“i have taken a few pop quizzes on this and got back 100 straight which I am”