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Comedy

Women’s Magazine Profile of a Normal Girl

Brittani’s Team Pick: “She has two movies out. They are Troop Beverly Hills and Inception. Both are from Netflix and both have been sitting on her desk for six months.”

Brittani December 30, 2011 17 Comments
Comedy

People Pissed Off About Not Getting What They Wanted For Christmas #FML

“I hate how my mom has to ruin christmas by getting everyone stupid gifts..where the hell is the iphone i asked for?! bitch!”

Riese December 27, 2011 128 Comments
Comedy

New My Drunk Kitchen Ep: Hannah Hart’s Gingerbread Shanty Edition

My Drunk Kitchen’s Hannah Hart is full of the holiday spirit(s)!

taylor December 23, 2011 10 Comments
Comedy

Erin Foley’s “Lower The Bar” Keeps the Bar High for Lesbian Comedy

Just promise me that you won’t pee your pants laughing. I believe in you.

Jessica S. December 3, 2011 9 Comments
Comedy

DeAnne Smith and The Feelings

BUT I’M A COMEDIAN! THIS FEELS WEIRD! WHY IS IT RAINING FROM MY FACE? I DON’T LIKE WEATHER COMING OUT MY EYES.

DeAnne October 26, 2011 48 Comments
Comedy

Fox News Claims the Comedy World Finally Freeing Itself of Unsexy Women

Fox News claims that the current comedy landscape is becoming inhospitable for the usual frumps that litter the world of comedy.

Brittani October 18, 2011 25 Comments
Comedy

Win Tickets to DeAnne Smith’s Girl-on-Girl-on-Girl Comedy Show!

Beantown, Deanne Smith wants to show you her Ha-Ha!

Bren September 30, 2011 13 Comments
Comedy

22 Reasons Why I’m Not a Hipster

I don’t pretend to not give a fuck…I actually don’t.

Brittani September 22, 2011 173 Comments
Comedy Dating

DeAnne Smith and The Dating Game

“Why are my arms so skinny? People can be friendly. Fuck, she’s so cute. Am I getting enough iron?”

DeAnne September 22, 2011 49 Comments
Comedy

The Triumph And Tragedy Of Lisa Frank

This is about Lisa Frank. What else could you possibly want, besides MORE DOLPHINS.

Jezebel August 23, 2011 17 Comments
Comedy

Julie Goldman LIVE At The Renberg Theater July 30th

Bren’s Team Pick: Julie Goldman Live Stand-Up Performance. Get your tickets while they last!

Bren July 25, 2011 6 Comments
Comedy

Today’s Reason to Talk About Julie Goldman

Laneia’s Team Pick: One time, Julie Goldman punched me in the face. It was awesome.

Laneia June 28, 2011 46 Comments
Comedy

Cho Dependent Down Under

Crystal’s Team Pick: Australia, Margaret Cho is coming for you.

Crystal June 22, 2011 11 Comments
Comedy

Riese’s Team Pick: The Misadventures of Awkward Black Girl

“I hate parties. They’re so competitive.”

Riese June 20, 2011 26 Comments
Comedy

Intern Bren’s Team Pick: Ferris Bueller’s Last Day Off

Bueller… Bueller…

Bren June 16, 2011 10 Comments
Comedy

Brittani’s Team Pick: Bonnaroo Comedy Tent Live

Watch the webcast of Comedy Central Live at Bonnaroo Comedy Tent. It’s just like you’re not there at all!

Brittani June 11, 2011 8 Comments
Comedy Pop Culture Fix

Jess’s Team Pick: Lesbians Form Justin ‘Biebershop Quartet’

The lesbians who look like Justin Bieber formed a Biebershop Quartet, naturally.

Jess June 8, 2011 21 Comments
Comedy

Laura’s Team Pick: Green Porno

“A Female! Ready to mate! Sex!”

Laura June 1, 2011 23 Comments
Comedy

DeAnne Smith and the Truth About the Beach

“Should I apologize for introducing you to sexy lesbian Lincoln? I don’t want to. I’m not sorry.”

DeAnne May 30, 2011 86 Comments
Comedy

DeAnne Smith and That Airy Fairy Stuff

“Psychic Sarah asked me to meditate with her. I did.”

DeAnne May 13, 2011 47 Comments
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