8 Chill Tips For When You Get Turned Down By A Straight Girl
Knowing better and doing better is a U-turn opening, and then there’s us smiling in our car, driving directly and proudly into the median.
Sorry, A 19th Century Woman Already Has the Best Tombstone
The tale of Martha Kirksey, the woman who did what she could.
The 25 Gayest Things I Did When I Still Thought I Was Straight
Do you ever wish you could travel back in time and scream at your younger self to open their eyes?
20 Things To Say When Your Rideshare Driver Asks If You Have A Husband
What do you do when the guy behind the wheel (yes it’s always a guy) doesn’t take “I’m silently putting my earbuds in right now” for an answer?
Roundtable: The Lesbian Toaster
Everyone on staff tells me WITHOUT LOOKING where they think the lesbian toaster thing came from.
The Babadook or Cuca: More Internet Haikus
here’s a fun idea
mass text your tinder matches
boom, pop up gay bar
We Are All These Hobby-Horse Girls
We’re all doing our best.
It Appears That Straight Women Are Not Okay
We asked and they answered.
27 Things That Exude More Positive Energy Than Hope Hicks Thinks Donald Trump Does
“President Trump has a magnetic personality and exudes positive energy, which is infectious to those around him.” ??!!!
Steal Their Looks: The Donald Trump Administration
Not only are they serving up our wholesale demise, they’re serving looks.
Let’s Kickstart LinkedIn: More Internet Haikus
This round we cover @horse_ebooks, Mike Pence’s horse tweet, beige cardigan, astrological autofills, and more!
10 Stupid Questions With 10 Hilarious Queer Women, Part 2
Would you rather be drowned in Jello or suffocated by cheesecake?
10 Stupid Questions With 10 Hilarious Queer Women, Part 1
These comedians’ answers will surprise you, and you definitely can’t find any of this stuff on Google.
Sarah Paulson Is All of Us
2017, y’all.
Enjoy This 10 Second Play About Lesbians
“A woman enters the front door of a home that seems unfamiliar to her. She peers around, assessing.”
Don’t Text Your Ex, Just Take a Xanax-Rec!
The only “X” you need in your life is Xanax-rec!
I’m Serious Now
From now on, what you can expect from me is the proper allocation of meaningful emotion (regret and sorrow) and matter-of-fact breakdowns of the world’s ills.
Here’s What Happened When I Did All The Verbs From The L Word Theme Song In One Day
Talking, laughing, loving, breathing, spiraling, existential dreading…
Are Straight Women Okay?
I’m worried about straight women a little bit.
Haters Are Fake News: More Internet Haikus
This round we cover notifications, pizza trackers, where in the world is Mallory Ortberg and more!