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Astrology, Tarot & Witchcraft

September 2018 Queer Horoscopes: You Already Know How to Clean Up Your Retrograde Messes

Make peace with uncertainty in all your relationships, and trust that Virgo season will help you achieve some needed clarity.

Corina Dross September 1, 2018 10 Comments
Astrology, Tarot & Witchcraft Relationships

Starstruck: What to Know About Your Mercury Sign for Astrological Compatibility

Communication, of course, is the bedrock of any relationship — romantic, sexual, platonic. And yet! Mercury gets totally overlooked when it comes to synastry, or the astrology of relationships. Not today, though; let’s talk about how you process!

Jeanna August 27, 2018 14 Comments
moon compatibility
Astrology, Tarot & Witchcraft Relationships

Starstruck: What Your Moon Sign Says About Your Romantic Compatibility

The moon governs your emotions, habits, and instincts. When it comes to relationships, this is important! Your moon is how you are emotional. It’s how you express your tender little queer heart!

Jeanna August 13, 2018 26 Comments
Astrology, Tarot & Witchcraft

Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for August 2018

Ah, August. Who’s ready for more growth experiences? Another eclipse, Mars still retrograde, and the plot thickens…

Corina Dross August 1, 2018 4 Comments
oh wow they're mad, huh???
Astrology, Tarot & Witchcraft Breakups

Your Ex’s Bad Breakup Behavior, According to Their Sign

An unscientific exploration of the totally uncalled for post-breakup behavior your ex will definitely possibly exhibit based on their sign.

Molly Priddy July 13, 2018 44 Comments
Astrology, Tarot & Witchcraft

Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for July 2018

What do you do when you can’t get what you want? If you’re feeling frustrated right now, you’re not alone. How do you keep your heart open?

Corina Dross July 1, 2018 6 Comments
Astrology, Tarot & Witchcraft

Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for June 2018

June is a time to let some joy and lightness shine into The Struggle That Is Love. Just remember to slow your roll when Mars goes retrograde.

Corina Dross June 1, 2018 5 Comments
Astrology, Tarot & Witchcraft

Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for May 2018

Uranus moves into Taurus this month—Uranus likes to stir things up and Taurus hates change. What will this mean for our sweet, queer love lives?

Corina Dross May 1, 2018 6 Comments
Astrology, Tarot & Witchcraft

Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for April 2018

April can feel lusciously ripe, but remember to take your time. Be like honey dripping out of a jar. Go so slowly, it’s tormenting.

Corina Dross April 2, 2018 10 Comments
Astrology, Tarot & Witchcraft

Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for March 2018

This month brings Venus — planet of “hmm, maybe it would be nice to touch another human…” — into Aries, sign of “I’m going to explode if we don’t do this right now!”

Corina Dross March 1, 2018 13 Comments
Astrology, Tarot & Witchcraft

Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for February 2018

If you’re caught in a bad pattern, or can’t shake heartbreak or anxiety, ask yourself: what else might be true right now that I can’t see?

Corina Dross February 1, 2018 10 Comments
Astrology, Tarot & Witchcraft Visual Art

Cristy C. Road’s “Next World Tarot” Boldly Defines a New Generation of Saints

Cristy C Road’s intersectional tarot deck, enchanted with resistance, survival and spirituality, is no longer a dream of the future.

Courtney Trouble January 18, 2018 3 Comments
Astrology, Tarot & Witchcraft

Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for January 2018

Saturn in Capricorn asks us to dig into reality and actually do the work. What will help us create a sustainable future for ourselves and the ones we love? How can we show up and dedicate ourselves to this process?

Corina Dross January 1, 2018 11 Comments
Astrology, Tarot & Witchcraft

Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for December 2017

“This has been a year of intense pressure on all our intimacies — even the strongest relationships are undergoing deep transformations.”

Corina Dross December 2, 2017 12 Comments
Astrology, Tarot & Witchcraft

Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for November 2017

Enjoy the powerfully transformative energy of this month. Work your strongest spells for healing, for an end to suffering, for ending all the structures and oppressions that currently feel immortal.

Corina Dross November 1, 2017 10 Comments
Astrology, Tarot & Witchcraft

Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for October 2017

This is how Jupiter feels in our charts: this massive planet is our cosmic gay cheerleader. It the part of our psyche that lets us exceed our current capacity, and has faith that we can.

Corina Dross October 1, 2017 6 Comments
Astrology, Tarot & Witchcraft

Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for September 2017

“Eclipse season officially ends this month, as the Full Moon in Pisces on the 6th closes out this lunar cycle. Everyone breathe a deep sigh of relief… and take a moment to check out where you’ve landed.”

Corina Dross September 1, 2017 12 Comments
Astrology, Tarot & Witchcraft

Witch Hunt: It’s Past the Summer Solstice, but We’re Still Lookin’ Hot

Summer’s now in full swing, so I hope all you sea hags are having fun at the beach, all you snow witches are blasting the AC and everyone is working on maintaining their practice, whatever it is.

Mey August 23, 2017 8 Comments
Astrology, Tarot & Witchcraft

Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for August 2017

“This month, we get to say no and yes. No to toxic relationship patterns and deeply internalized self-hatred. Yes to sweetness, hotness, surprise, reciprocity, and insight.”

Corina Dross August 1, 2017 14 Comments
Astrology, Tarot & Witchcraft

Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for July 2017

This month begins with all the feels turned way high. With three planets in Cancer, we’re getting a guided tour through the more sensitive places in our hearts.

Corina Dross July 1, 2017 11 Comments
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