I Banished My Ex Husband With Witchcraft, and You Can Too
A four-person friend group did what anyone who’s seen The Craft might. We got together to cast a spell to banish that man.
What Do the Signs REALLY Want for Valentine’s Day?
No matter what zodiac sign(s) are your sweetie(s)’s, it’s probably a good idea to butter them up with what they really, really want for Valentine’s Day.
Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for February 2024
This Aquarius season, we should stay with trouble.
Assigning Lipsticks From My Extensive Femme Collection to Every Astrological Sign
I blame TikTok (like I do for most things), but the truth is: I feel empowered when I wear lipstick.
Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for January 2024
In 2024 we need to be able to think the unthinkable.
What Should Your Questionable New Year’s Resolution Be, According to Your Sign?
Let’s all agree to make THIS year call us “Daddy.”
Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for December 2023
Sagittarius season comes with Venus-in-Scorpio vibes. Can you accept the kind of care she’s offering?
What Dish Should You Bring to Friendsgiving/The Potluck Based on Your Sign?
It’s that time of year where queers of every Zodiac sign gather for anti-Thanksgiving, for Friendsgiving, for a fall or autumnal celebration or for a fundraising potluck.
Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for November 2023
Scorpio season is showing us what we don’t want to see. Feel your feelings and find your courage.
What Three Horror Movies Capture Your Evil Essence, According to Your Sign
Take a look at both your sun and your rising sign, if you dare to peek behind the curtain and stare into the abyss that is your shadow side.
Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for October 2023
There is a common misconception about Libra energy that it is “peaceful.” As we move into this fairly dramatic Libra season I’d like to reframe that. Libra is interested in restoring balance.
The Cozy Under-The-Covers Sex You’re Having This Fall, According to Your Zodiac Sign
Wondering what kind of queer sex your sign’s going to be having this fall? I’m going to tell you, don’t worry.
Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for September 2023
For me, Virgo season always conjures the smell of sharpened pencils and fresh paper.
Questionable Life Choices You Can Make During Tomorrow’s Blue Supermoon
Your untethered choices during the Blue Supermoon in Pisces, a questionable and surely irresponsible horoscope.
Barbie-ology: Your “Barbie” Character, According to Your Zodiac Sign
You’re pretty and pink, you’re staring into the abyss, you’re cognitive dissonance, you’re Barbie!
Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for August 2023
Leo season is here in all its exuberance. Release the need to be impressive.
Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for July 2023
Cancer holds the secret of queer love: fierce and tender protection.
How Is Your Zodiac Sign Celebrating Pride This Year?
How’s your zodiac sign celebrating Pride this year? This gay horoscope writer has the answers for horny Capricorns and watery Pisces alike.
Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for June 2023
It’s pretty gorgeous that Pride Month begins in Gemini season, although the Stonewall Riots happened in Cancer season at the end of June. As we move from Gemini to Cancer, we move from our minds to our hearts.
Queer Tarotscopes for Gemini Season 2023: What Are You Learning About Who You Are?
Gemini is a curious and playful sign, one that wants to discover and share as much information as possible.