True Blood Episode 403: If You Love Me, Why Am I Dyin’?
“I will give you 24 hours to return that witch to me. And if you don’t I will personally eat, f*ck and kill all three of you.”
Pretty Little Liars Fashioncap 204: Emily Wore Flannel
“If this outfit was a monster, it would be Gayzilla.”
Pretty Little Liars 204 Recap (The Lesbian Parts): Blind Dates Aren’t Straight
“All this whispering and sneaking around has the effect of making the Liars seem like they’re all in secret lesbian relationships with each other.”
Real L Word Episode 205 Recap: It’s About to Get Juicy Juice
Another captivating episode of that weird reality show about lesbians. This week everyone goes on a field trip but none of those field trips are roller derby.
Pretty Little Liars Fashioncap Episode 203: A Stole All the Lesbians and Left Me Without Clothing to Talk About
“This outfit totally makes sense, because who doesn’t study/sleep in a full panted strappy romper?”
Real L Word 204 Recap: The Other L Word (I Think It’s “Limoncello”)
The Real L Word returns with even more drinking and slightly less sperm and no Francine whatsoever.
Pretty Little Liars 202 Fashioncap: Tank Tops with Necklaces for Everyone
Someone at ABC Family knows about my Pride Outfit and the go-to Lesbian Date Outfit and I know where you can get the things to look like the girls on the show!
Pretty Little Liars Episode 202 “Recap”: The Goodbye Look It’s a Lesbian
This week on Pretty Little Liars, Emily went on a date with one of the numerous pretty lesbians in the Niagra Falls area.
Real L Word Episode 203 Recap: Back to Square One, Look What We’ve Become
The good news is that my recap is done / “I wish instead of being this show, this show was a re-run of Friends”
Pretty Little Liars 201 Recap: It’s Alive But It’s Not Very Gay
What if A. was a lesbian? WHAT THEN?
Real L Word Episode 202 Recap: The Morning After We Got Drunkity Drunk Drunk
13 Lesbian Conversations About the Same Thing.
The Real L Word Recap: Episode 201 – Fresh Start Body Parts
Second verse, same as the first, but a little bit louder and a much less worse.
Glee 222 Recap: New York State of Mind Control
If you can make out there, you can make out anywhere.
Glee 221 Recap: “Funeral”, or “Back to Black”
fame! i wanna live forever, i wanna know how to fly FAME! i wanna live forever, except this episode i have to go to a funeral.
Glee 220 Recap: Prom, Queen of the Desert
PROM IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING THAT WILL EVER HAPPEN TO YOU IN ALL OF LIFE. This week, we join the Glee students as they experience their junior prom and hit each other in the face.
Grey’s Anatomy’s Lesbian Wedding: A Night of Love and Rage
Love, happiness, white dresses, cleavage, and rage against the machine.
Glee 219 Recap: Rumours are Super
This week on Glee, Glee Club has to face its toughest challenge yet: a bear attack. In the woods!
Glee 218 Recap: Born This Way, Everyone is Gay
90 minutes of sweet sweet homogay and psychological angst.
Glee 217 Recap: Night of Neglecting Viewers Expecting a Good Show, Lesbian Action
Let’s waste more time reading this than we already did watching the episode
Glee 216 Recap: “Original Song” or “The One With Gay Boys Kissing”
Just when you thought Glee couldn’t get any gayer…