Pretty Little Liars Episode 604 Recap: Burning In Water, Drowning In Flame
Alison finds out all the ways Charles tried to murder her when she was a baby, and Emily defiles the Holy Water.
Boob(s On Your) Tube: “Scream,” “Hannibal” and “Complications” Are All About That Bad Blood
Plus Lena keeps not telling Stef about how her boss kissed her, and Doc Yewll is so unimpressed with the St. Louis arch comes crumbling down.
Orange Is the New Black Episode 304 Recap: Butch Please, Life’s A Butch, Etc.
“Yes, I’ve been ousted from Internet retirement by the sweet harkening of a fellow bulldyke on TV. And truly, I was not disappointed.”
Orange Is The New Black Episode 302 Recap: Bed Bugs Stop The World. World Stop.
Daya’s STILL pregnant. We shouldn’t ever douche with Lysol or let the bed bugs out of our chia poons. Also, sex stuff happened. Bring enough snacks for the group and get in here!
Boob(s On Your) Tube: “Defiance” And Doc Yewll Return With a Bang!
Also, Younger ended a fantastic first season and USA released the first 15 minutes of Complications.
Boob(s On Your) Tube: 3 New Queer Characters Join The Summertime TV Mix
It’s going to be a big summer, so we’ve made you a calendar to use as a queer lady TV-viewing guide.
Boob(s On Your) Tube: 16 Summer TV Shows You Can Count On For Queer Characters
16 shows, 26 confirmed queer characters. Plus, a downloadble PDF calendar with premiere dates!
Boob(s) On Your Tube: Fall TV Ends With a Whimper, Kate McKinnon and Aidy Bryant are Accidental Lesbians on SNL
Jane the Virgin, Arrow, and Grey’s Anatomy close out the TV season and ready us for the return of Orange Is the New Black.
Boob(s On Your) Tube: Dead Lesbians and Bisexual Psychos Dominate May Sweeps
Supernatural kills Charlie, Gotham tropes Barbara, Arrow marries Nyssa off to a man. But on the upside, Samira Wiley crushed it on Law & Order: SVU and Raven was amazing on Black-ish.
Boob(s On Your) Tube: “One Big Happy” Ends with a Surprise Gay Wedding
Luisa returns to Jane the Virgin with a new girlfriend, Root gets closer to finding Shaw on Person of Interest, Nyssa gets engaged (and not in a good way) on Arrow, Maggie takes a pregnant woman home on Younger, and more!
Boob(s On Your) Tube: “The Good Wife” Says Goodbye to Its Bisexual Badass
One Big Happy has one more episode, Younger is still adorably hokey, Bo accidentally beds her stepmom on Lost Girl, Sam and Laura see a sexual healer on Newlyweds: The First Year, and The Bold and the Beautiful is still borking it all up.
Boob(s On Your) Tube: Lost Girl Crosses the Border For Its Final Season
Charlie returns to Supernatural, ladies are smooching on The Lizzie Borden Chronicles, Younger is still delightful, and Bold and the Beautiful continues to mangle its trans storyline.
Orphan Black Episode 301 Recap: Clear Eyes, Straight Hair, Don’t Care
Delphine ramps the misandry up to eleven, and also breaks Cosima’s poor heart.
Grey’s Anatomy Episode 1120 Recap: On The Wings Of Love
Another day, another plane crash.
Clone Club Group Text: Tatiana Maslany Is Every Emoji on “Orphan Black”
Season three lands on Saturday, y’all! It’s time to get psyched!
Boob(s On Your) Tube: “Mad Men” Almost Goes There With Peggy Olson
Lucy Lawless gets gay on Salem, Maggie names Liza’s vagina on Younger, The Bold and the Beautiful keeps borking up its trans storyline.
Grey’s Anatomy 1119: Knick Knack Paddy Whack
Callie went on an off-screen date with that dude cop and hated him. We did all that processing for nothing!
Grey’s Anatomy Episode 1118 Recap: Field Trip To The Zoo
Callie agrees to go on a date with a police officer whose life she saved, kind of.
Pretty Little Liars Episode 525 Recap: The Greatest Show on Earth
The pAtriArchy is A, just as we suspected.
Boob(s On Your) Tube: TV Land Unveils Its First Leading Lesbian Character
One Big Happy is getting funnier and funnier, Nyssa Al Ghul is back to kicking ass on Arrow, and Sam and Laura finally go on their honeymoon on Newlyweds: The First Year.