The Fosters Episode 214 Recap: #LenaTwerking
Lena teaches Stef to twerk, says the phrase “heteronormative thinking,” continues to be flawless.
Say Yes to the Dress Recap: Brittney Griner and Glory Johnson
Where Brittney Griner and Glory Johnson become our favorite lesbian couple and we all get married. You’re going to need some tissues for this one. Or a blow horn.
Glee Episode 605 Recap: I’m All Out of F*cks
This show is just Sue’s Sylvester’s Faustian fever dream now.
Say Yes to the Lez: The Five Best Queer Lady Moments on Say Yes to the Dress, in Brittney Griner’s Honor
Since Brittney Griner is joining the allstar lady gay crew of brides on Say Yes to the Dress, let’s celebrate our favorite queer lady wedding moments in the series so far.
Pretty Little Liars Episode 517 Recap: We All Scream for Ice Cream!
Emily enjoys an easy evening of cooking with Talia after a hard day of getting murdered in an ice cream factory.
The Fosters Episode 213 Recap: The Limit Does Not Exist
Stef and Lena take down the pillow wall, get naked … and talk about their kids.
Glee Episode 604 Recap: A Breezy, Femmey Hurt Locker
This week on Glee, Sue Sylvester turns out to be a Klaine shipper and you’ll get “A Thousand Miles” stuck in your head again.
Pretty Little Liars Episode 516 Recap: Barrel of Monkeys
Talia checks out Emily’s buns, hun.
Salem Season 1 Finale: That Escalated Quickly
Salem continues to align itself with Western superstition, ending Season One with episode #13. No, you won’t be able to escape this unlucky number, like those old 1970s elevators that jump you from the 12th to the 14th floor.
The Fosters Episode 212 Recap: The Great Wall of Body Pillows
Lena and Stef’s gaggle of children make it impossible for them to get their scissor on. Again.
Glee Episode 603 Recap: To Infinity And Beyond
Brittany and Santana are going to the chapel, y’all. They’re gonna get married!
Pretty Little Liars Episode 515 Recap: Eat Around The Hair
Emily comes unspooled in the most flawless way possible, and with empanadas.
Salem Episodes 11 and 12 Recap: Judge, Jury, and Executioner
Tituba’s stuck in a torture chamber and John has been arrested for witchcraft! Puritanical terror has descended upon Salem! So much cliffhanger.
Glee Episode 602 Recap: Homo-coming
Everybody comes back to help us forget everything that happened while they were gone, like heterosexuality!
Glee Episode 601 Recap: Oh, Look at That. I’ve Been Impaled.
It’s the final season of Glee! Hold onto your butts!
Pretty Little Liars Episode 514 Recap: The Long Goodbye
If you say it out loud — if you say, “I’m gay” — the whole world is gonna change.
Salem Episodes 9 and 10 Recap: Free Tituba!
So I know we all watch this show because of Ashley Madekwe’s portrayal of Tituba. And the next two episodes feature this character quite a bit. But holy shit, be ready for a roller coaster of emotions, because Tituba becomes a prisoner of a white bible-thumping, colonial witch hunter.
Salem Episodes 7 and 8 Recap: F*ck Colonialism
Maybe girl-on-girl action is like the antenna that boosts magical Wi-Fi. (That was an alcohol-inspired thought.)
Boob(s On Your) Tube: Hart Of Dixie Brings Back Cricket The Lesbian
And after way too much sausage talk, Melissa King makes it to the top five on Top Chef.
Boob(s On Your) Tube: Bisexual Declarations On Chasing Life, 69 Shenanigans on Marry Me
Also, Jane the Virgin introduced a lesbian subplot we’ve never seen before.