Glee Episode 507 Recap: Puppet Masterpiece Theater Should Girl It Up Maybe
This week on Glee, everybody turned in to a muppet and Santana and Dani didn’t make out!
American Horror Story Episode 307 Recap: The One With The Zombie Threesome
Welcome to the seventh episode of American Horror Story, featuring an award-winning musical score by Hans Zimmer. I’m sorry, that’s not Hans Zimmer; it’s two goblins humping on a Casio keyboard. My mistake.
Glee Episode 506 Recap: Movin’ Out Of F*cks To Give
This week on Glee, everybody sang Billy Joel songs and everything hurt!
Once Upon A Time Episode 308 Recap: Magical Daddy Issues
I hope you like dad jokes, because this recap is chock full of them.
American Horror Story 306 Recap: Fond Memories of the Jazz Age
Welcome to the sixth episode of American Horror Story, where I come face to face with my greatest fear: bad New Orleans accents!
Glee Episode 505 Recap: The End of Twerk Should Really Be The End Of Will Schuster’s Career
This week on Glee, enthusiastic children danced and sang and broke walls as William Schuster toed the blurred line between “the worst” and THE WORST.
Super Special Double Feature “Once Upon A Time” Episodes 306 and 307 Recap: Part of Your Healthy Uterine World
“But then again, my favorite princess was Belle, whose Stockholm Syndrome didn’t register as an issue to me, so long story short: Disney princesses fucked with all of our childhood concepts of healthy relationships.”
Glee Episode 504 Recap: Stop Trying To Make “A Gaga or A Katy?” Happen
This week on Glee, everybody took turns dressing up like idiots and my gay boyfriend Adam Lambert showed up to sing a tune or two!
American Horror Story 305 Recap: Burn, Witch, Burn
“Just when all hope seems lost, Zoe beheads the zombie while wielding a motherfucking chainsaw! Look who just became an interesting character!”
American Horror Story 304 Recap: Fearful Pranks Ensue
“I would love to know how much money this show spends on snakes, drummers, and chalk.”
Once Upon A Time 305 Recap: The One With Two Moms
“But then Mulan came charging out of the closet, and one million homos stood up and said I KNEW IT, I FUCKING KNEW IT, MOTHERFUCKING HONOR TO US ALL.”
Pretty Little Liars Halloween Recap: Grave New World That Has Such Lesbians In It
It’s Halloween in Rosewood! Actually it isn’t, but it’s Halloween here and the Liars are in costumes with quite a lot of cleavage!
American Horror Story 303 Recap: The Replacements
Welcome to the third episode of American Horror Story, the show for all your minotaur sexin’ needs!
American Horror Story 302 Recap: Boy Parts
“Snakes hatch from eggs and crawl on them. They stab each other in the chest with needles. You know, typical married sex.”
Once Upon A Time Recap, Just The Queer Parts: Mulan Is in Love With Sleeping Beauty and It’s Awesome
Are you interested in seeing this, but don’t really want to sift through 50+ episodes just to find the cute bits? You’re in luck! I mined this series and all its queer gold and put the shiniest pieces in this post.
American Horror Story 301 Recap: Bitchcraft
Go out to your local Halloween store, buy a overpriced plastic witch’s hat, and prepare to hold the fuck onto it!
Glee 503 Recap: Quarterback (Emotional Upheaval 100%)
In which Kate takes over the Gleecap for a week and is unsure how to recap a tribute episode
Glee 502 Recap: Tina In The Sky With Diamonds And Sapphic Goddesses
This week on Glee, Santana Lopez and Dani fall madly in love in three minutes, which lez be honest is kinda realistic.
Glee Episode 501 Recap: Love Love Love Gay Love
Welcome back to the wonderful world of Glee, where boys tongue-kiss each other at school!
Pretty Little Liars Recap 412: Now You See Me, Now Someone Needs to Explain What I Saw
This week we’re promised a million big reveals and something called World War A. Also Emily and Paige have a sleepover. You can guess which part I’m more excited about.