Transparent Episode 102 Recap: You Are Looking At A Posturing Goose
In which Maura makes a friend, the siblings continue to make terrible interpersonal choices, and also there are some geese.
Orange is the New Black Recap 211: Hippie Nuns and Foreshadowing
The winds start blowing both literally and metaphorically as we lead up the the season finale.
Faking It Episode 202 Recap: I Am A Homo. A Homo SAPIEN.
This week on Faking It, Girls Night becomes “Lots of Girls Night”!
Gotham 102 Recap: We Get It, She’s Catwoman
This episode was brought to you in part by infallible white men, lesbian detectives I want to spoon, tiny bisexual girls with questionable morals, and by viewers like you.
Orange is the New Black Episode 210 Recap: The One with All the Flashback Secks
Wherein in Alex Vause returns and we all collectively wet our pants.
Grey’s Anatomy Episode 1101 Recap: Just the Gay Parts, Plz.
Calzona is the worst couple combo name ever. It’s like something you can order at Pizza Hut but shouldn’t because it will give you a heart attack and/or hella greasy pores.
Gotham Episode 101 Recap: Less Batman, More Lesbians
Fox’s biggest hope just might live up to the hype, as long as it lets its queer women of color shine.
Transparent Episode 101 Recap: The Family That Eats Ribs Together
An exasperated trans woman and her three narcissistic kids walk into a bar.
Faking It Episode 201 Recap: It Wasn’t A Phase, Mother
This week on “Faking It,” Amy woke up in bed with Liam, Tommy spills Lauren’s secret, and Karma waterboards Amy’s heart! Welcome back!
Orange Is The New Black 209 Recap: Later, Sobriety!
Yeah right, like she WASN’T going to drink for those 48 hours of freedom.
LIVEBLOG: “Saved by the Bell,” the Unauthorized Totally Non-factual Lifetime Extravaganza
Get ready for the liveblog of your dreams. Join me while I talk all of the shit and enjoy the last few hours of my birthday. Saved by the Bell forever.
Pretty Little Liars 512: Summer #fAtalfinale Liveblog Situation OF DEATH
Someone is going to die on tonight’s “Pretty Little Liars” mid-season finale! Who will it be? Maybe it will be you! But probably it will be Mona.
Pretty Little Liars 509, 510 and 511 Extreme Mega Recap Blast
With one episode to go before the mid-season break, we catch up with the Liars as they almost make out with each other for three straight episodes.
Orange is the New Black Episode 208 Recap: The Smell of Appropriately Sized Pots
Is it just me or does it seem like this episode has a lot of people smelling other things. Why is everyone smelling everything?
Okay Wow Let’s Process “The Fosters” Right Now
Can we talk about Season 2 of The Fosters? Because I feel like we need to talk about it.
Orange Is The New Black 207: Comic Sans
“Journalist dude’s mouth says ‘no problem, let me know if you change your mind’ but his face says ‘I AM VRY DISAPPOINTED IN U PIPER U ARE ACTING LIKE SEASON 1 PIPER RN’.” Caputo makes a cameo with a tiny plant.
Orange Is The New Black Episode 206 Recap: Poussey Glorious Poussey
It’s Valentine’s Day at Litchfield and Poussey Day in Flashbackland!
Pretty Little Liars 506, 507 and 508 Mega Recap Party Extravaganza
Grab some popcorn and get comfortable, kids, because it’s time to catch up on our favorite teen drama about tiny liars who are pretty.
Orange is the New Black Episode 205 Recap: Gloria Gloria Hallelujah
Shit is going down in the bathroom, y’all.
Pretty Little Liars Episode 505 Recap: The 100th Episode Was The Actual Worst
The recap in which I realize everything that’s wrong about the fact we’re only watching this show for the queers and not the content.