Pretty Little Liars Episode 712 Recap: This Was Before Our Boundaries Treaty
Alison and Emily and Paige still have no idea how to close a door or whisper.
Alison and Emily and Paige still have no idea how to close a door or whisper.
“I’ve never stood behind a man.”
Girls smooching on each other and widowing their own damn selves from their abusive husbands.
Paige and Ali and Emily are caught in a decade-old love triangle that’s still got teeth.
Only endless WTFery and an inevitable fade to black.
Queer women continue to be mostly background noise on TV this year, Valerie Anne has some thoughts about that final episode of Black Sails, Gina Rodriguez is Carmen Sandiego, and that episode of Survivor.
Man, they really went all in on making this show a murder-mystery, huh?
Hey, there’s those smooching ladies we were promised on all the subway ads. And bonus Jane Lynch!
Too many plots, but one good one: Monte and Lena go on a stakeout!
“Admit it, it feels good to punch a Nazi, even if only symbolically.”
Everyone wants to live in the garage!
Maggie and Alex are so in love not even Mon-El can ruin the swoon.
Well, well, well, look who’s alive: It’s Maia’s actual girlfriend, Amy!
Max and Anne actually have a conversation, and so do Arizona and Webber. Allison moves in on The Real O’Neals. And it’s time to talk about Aubrey Plaza on Legion.
Do we really need another reminder, on what’s supposed to be one of the most feminist shows on TV, that straight white guys get everything they want (including the literal best girl) just because they feel like they deserve it? Isn’t reading the news every day reminder enough?
Hey remember when Stef and Lena made out in the rain? Good times. Good memories. Good ol’ days.
Alex saves the day again and again and Kara finally realizes she’s too good for Mon-El.
You can’t have a ripped-from-the-headlines legal show without a Milo Yiannopoulos episode.
Lesbian moms making out in the rain alert!
Never underestimate how deeply satisfying it is to see a woman vanquish a man who has underestimated her – on television or in real life.