The Comment Awards Are Thirty Going on Thirteen
“Someday I’m gonna be a sexy spinster with a house full of ethically sourced dead ravens AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!”
“Someday I’m gonna be a sexy spinster with a house full of ethically sourced dead ravens AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!”
“‘You realize you’re taking away the jobs and the health insurance of five people at the start of a pandemic and you don’t have to, right?’ She looked at me with her blue eyes, hands clasped to her heart and told me, ‘I have to do this for me.'”
“I felt disconnected from my art because I had part time and full time jobs that took up most of my time in the world. I wrote on scraps of paper during lunch breaks and tried, at the end of the day, to have an hour or so of “creative time” for myself.”
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“I, too, was editor of my middle school yearbook!”
“We’re just insecure horny little nerds looking for a place to call home.”
I “dated” two women I’d met online, and the relationships mostly unfolded on screens. In my other life, I dated men and tried to convince myself I liked it.
Hell or high water, we’re making it to the end of thirteen years AND we’re going to celebrate the heck out of our queer community, too!
“The last verse of ‘Puff the Magic Dragon’ sets me off.”
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“Francine was almost definitely my root, so this is very affirming.”
“Who needs to pay for psychics when Autostraddle reads my mind like this?” (PS: There’s also a handmade Valentine in here, just for you, from my dog Milo!)
We’re looking to bring some more writers on our team and listen — maybe perhaps you are one of them?
“Yes, give me a Nordic woman who can ski a lot then shoot an animal and haul it back to our cabin for dinner! Sign me up!”
“Two apples a day attract the Doctor. If you hear a TARDIS, get ready to run!”
“Best moment is being in a room full of gays singing along to the Golden Girls theme song!”
I’m so excited to be here. Let’s build Autostraddle’s financial future into something stronger, steadier, and more exciting than we’ve ever imagined!
“The 80s welcome you back with a glass of lemonade in a clear plastic glass with lemons on it, and a smile on its face.”
“I humbly submit for consideration Molly’s extended meditation on why her teacher’s hair is so shiny.”
“The requirements for these merit badges are… different than I remember.”