The Comment Awards Are Roasting Over An Open Fire
Clip art mourning, T. Swift-shipping, and a mug of male tears
The Comment Awards Want It All
or nothing at all…or just Taylor Swift to be gay.
A Festivus for the Rest of Us: Announcing Autostraddle’s Holigay Parties!
Thanks to a ragtag team of brave souls across the globe, it really is the most wonderful time to be queer!
All Autostraddle Merch Is 20% Off For Cyber Monday! Free Lumberjanes With Apparel Purchase!
Get 20% off Autostraddle Merch all day for Cyber Monday AND get a free copy of Lumberjanes #5 with any apparel purchase!
The Comment Awards Want To Have Your Food Baby
Is that gross? That’s really gross, huh?
NEW MERCH: Scissoring Sweatshirt, “Straddle This” Hotshorts, New Flasks and More!
Sweatshirts, hotshorts and boxer-briefs are ready for the taking. And by “taking” I mean “purchasing.” And by “purchasing” I mean supporting queer media-makers while looking good. PLUS YOU’LL GET A FREE ISSUE OF LUMBERJANES!
The Comment Awards Are Making Eyes at You Across the Dance Floor
Once again, you all come through in the clutch by being super funny and adorable.
The Comment Awards Would Like Bathroom Fries With That
Biblical floods, the worst lesbian bars and fast food feelings.
FRIDAY OPEN THREAD: What’s the First Dish You Made on Your Own?
It’s time for the Friday Open Thread, an undercover project I instituted at this website to slowly collect information on someone I have a crush on who’s very into sharing details about their life via the comments.
The Comment Awards Refuse To Talk Politics
…until Beyonce runs for President.
The Comment Awards Are Scared Straight (But Not, Ya Know, Straight)
Scully, a cat cafe and your vote!
FRIDAY OPEN THREAD: What’s The Story Behind Your Tattoo?
I really want the outline of Texas on my arm somewhere. Yes, I want a Texas tattoo, I want to be one of those people. Get in here and tell me all about your tattoos!
The Comment Awards Are All Treat, No Trick
What do Heather Hogan, Mr. Rogers, and Juicy Fruit Gum have in common?
We Need Help: Who Wants To Be My Intern
Are you a hilarious and ambitious queer with mad photoshop skills? Do you think you could one day figure out how to read my mind? Then maybe you wanna be my personal intern!
The Comment Awards Have A Candy Crush On You
Cheese, whales and lesbian overlords.
FRIDAY OPEN THREAD: Why Can’t I Stop Playing Candy Crush?
What do you do in the safety of your phone screen when you think no one is watching?
Top 15 Best Autostraddle Videos Of All Time You Should Watch Right Now
Let’s take a trip down memory lane with Julie & Brandy, Brittani & Hannah, Croce & Ashley, Alex & Riese, Alex & a blonde wig, Mikey & Raquel, Calendar Girls, Amber Heard and so many more VIDEO STARS.
FRIDAY OPEN THREAD: What are You Watching?
This week, something came over me and I clicked “Play” on Gilmore Girls and I probably should have seen it as a call for help, but I didn’t, and now, here I am. JOIN ME! COME IN! TELL ME YOUR LIFE.
The Comment Awards Are Perfectly Seasoned
Gillian Anderson, fall tv and Maddie’s grandma!
The Comment Awards Prefer Pumpkin Spice Werewolves
Baristas, haikus and monsters oh my!