Your Comments Showed Me I Wasn’t Alone
“Sharing my stories with that audience never felt right — I always felt like I was explaining, never that I was just telling my truth.”
How To Blow Up Your Life
I thought that by 35, I’d be married. I thought by 35, I’d have kids. I thought I’d be straight.
The Comment Awards Are Releasing the Bees
“How is Bud Lite like having sex in a canoe?”
STILL HERE AND QUEER AFTER ALL THESE YEARS — Queer Media Needs Your Help!
“This is the most urgent I have ever felt”
The Comment Awards Are Queer Enough and Ready to Party
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The Comment Awards Are Still Bisexual After All These Years
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The Comment Awards Are As Gay As Velma
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The Comment Awards Are Trying to Tell Us Something
“When I was eleven, I made my computer password ‘bisexual.’ …Cue to my mom needing it for something!”
The Comment Awards Are Feeling Seen
“Carson Shaw, indeed!”
The Comment Awards Are Interviewing Their Dogs
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The Comment Awards Are Going Bottom to Top
“I’m sorry, I cannot stop laughing at Blondie McGee and Her Blondie Ancestors.”
The Comment Awards Are Caroling for Labor Day
“Cate Blanchett literally only wants one thing, and it’s to play gay in movies directed by a guy named Todd.”
HEY GAY! Take the 2022 Autostraddle Reader Survey!
You get to talk about yourself, a fascinating topic.
The Comment Awards Are Dressing for Success
“Damn, I dressed like #5 every day this summer and yet experienced a distinct and disappointing lack of inevitable reunions with former love interests.”
The Comment Awards Are Swinging for the Fences
“‘A complete homosexual extravaganza?’ Sounds like I finally got an answer to what I want to be when I grow up!”
A+ Platinum Has a New Lineup of Queer Books
Platinum is kind of the opposite of that — an option for those of you who want to give more than our current levels allow and really level up the number of times in any 24 hour period you’re reminded that they’re an A+ member!
The Comment Awards Are Saving A Booth For You
“You’re serving up excellent writing with the same generous hand a good diner serves up hash browns!”
The Comment Awards Know: Lesbians Find a Way
(Jeff Goldblum voice) “Lesbians… uh, find a way.”
The Comment Awards Are Playing Softball in Stardew Valley
“We’re going to just ignore the fact that ABIGAIL STRAIGHT UP EATS ROCKS?!”
The Comment Awards Are Watching Wishbone
“You are home here!”