The Comment Awards Are Sleeping With Their Ex. Maybe. Possibly.
“Well, now I need ‘Consider disengaging if you’re processing more than you’re fucking’ embroidered on a pillowcase.”
“Well, now I need ‘Consider disengaging if you’re processing more than you’re fucking’ embroidered on a pillowcase.”
I want to hear about an embarrassing moment in public you’ve had! And then I want to hear how you SURVIVED it!
“I’ve had a crush on Carmen SanDiego’s femme badassery since before I knew what crushes were, and long before I knew I could have them on women.”
Sometimes when we come out, especially after that first time…it’s kind of hilarious.
“If Erin Sullivan has taught me anything, it’s that someone will try to use a bath bomb as a dildo.”
Do you remember the first inspiration models or role models in your life? Come chill with me and let’s get hella nostalgic!
“Dana Scully and the XXX Files? I’m into that.”
Don’t be shy! We’re all family here and we’re all in this together.
Spark joy, motherf*ckers!
You may be saying, “Alexis, you’re late to the party here,” but gentlepeople I believe I am right on time.
“Gay cheerleader of the cosmos, guess I found my desired position for future job applications.”
Happy New Year, my friends, and welcome to the first FRIDAY OPEN THREAD of 20biteen!
Autostraddle turns ten in 2019 and in that spirit, the first theme issue of the year is BIRTHDAY. This can mean so many things! Pop in to find out more!
“I’m calling it Carbmas now.”
2018 wasn’t *all* bad, was it? I mean, we called it 20GAYteen for a reason.
It’s a magical time of year.
“The heart with a dot below it is the menstruation heart you cannot change my mind.”
Romantic comedies are the cure to my broken heart, and maybe yours! Get in here and talk about them with me!
“The chairs thing! THE CHAIRS THING. All my life.”
Let’s imagine if the Straddleverse became a real life coworking space! What would your ideal workspace look like?