“I was at the first Sacramento Monarchs game, so technically I remember the WNBA before Sue Bird. I still have my souvenir ticket!”

“She dazzled me with her solo audition and now we have jam/smooch sessions.”

“The DIY, ‘we’re making and taking our space’ vibe was intensely creative. I see Autostraddle as right in line with that history.”

“Thought I’d come back two years on and thank you for this article… I turned out MUCH less straight.”

“Please do the sunscreen first, THEN the face paint, or you may end up with tan lines that say BI BI BI on your face! Just for instance!”

“I started using my fingers a few years ago and never looked back!”

“This post inspired me to wear a no bra neon green/yellow large mesh shirt around the house this morning, so thank you for that!”

“I had a one-time lover make me an espresso in the morning in 2018 and I have never stopped thinking about it.”

“Carry on thinking about Chef Melissa’s Soup!”

“This sent me into a full spiral daydream of my kick-ass custom furniture, the queer carpenter who built it, and our enduring love.”

“old & queer!!! i am also all caps excited! but typing lowercase for aesthetic!!”

“I saved this article when I was a closeted 17-year-old kid: I think this was the first time I realized what non-binary meant! Anyway, I’m 21 now, and now in college I get to dress like this every day and it’s fuckin awesome!”

“Y’all mentioned the Parent Trap but did not mention the Ultimate Mommi: Chessy. The voice. The clothes. Please.”

“I am absolutely shocked that the main character’s name is Alyssa…who is Amy???”

What do you think comments taste like? Do you think they taste like salmon cookies or like chicken cookies? I HOPE IT’S SALMON.

“Now I’m very excited for another Autostraddle article in another 11 years adding even more editorial inserts to Kayla’s current editorial inserts.”

“Someday I’m gonna be a sexy spinster with a house full of ethically sourced dead ravens AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!”