Quiz: Who’s Your Video Game Girlfriend?
In honor of The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom, let’s get you a video game girlfriend!
Quiz: Are You My Mommi?
It’s Mother’s Day, one of my favorite holidays, because it means I get to see y’all’s HOT MOMS all over social media.
Quiz: Which Queer Short Story Collection Should You Read?
Need some bite-sized pieces of queer fiction? Try a short story collection!
Quiz: Which Cannibal Are You?
I tried to stick to queer or queer-coded cannibals.
Quiz: Which Early ’00s Movie Made You Gay?
In the early 2000s, the silver screen was awash in groups of ostensibly straight girls in low-rise pants fighting crime, dancing on the bar and writing burn books! Along the way, some of them turned you into the brave gay person you are today!!! Which film was it?
Quiz: Choose Your Home Decor and I’ll Tell You What Movie You Should Watch While Stoned Tonight!
A happy weed day to us all!
Quiz: Plan a Murder Mystery Party and I’ll Tell You What Type of Wife Guy You Are
The term “Wife Guy” for our purposes is both complimentary and gender neutral.
Quiz: Get Ready for a Beach Day and I’ll Tell You What Your Friends Are Saying About You
It’s Aries season, and I have accordingly chosen violence with this “personality” quiz.
Quiz: Which Dungeons & Dragons Class Is Your Sexuality?
It’s time, once again, for a completely scientifically sound test to reveal your deepest truths to yourself and also to the internet.
Quiz: Survive These Increasingly Dramatic Soap Opera Plots, I’ll Tell You Which Shondaland Gay You Are
If there is one thing that Broader Shonda Rhimes Universe is gonna do, it’s throw someone through a plane.
Quiz: What Gay Party Bus Are You Boarding?
This personality quiz is inspired by the Sarah Paulson x Tig Notaro Lesbian Party Bus moment in queer history from last week.
Quiz: Escape This Bad Date and We’ll Tell You Which LaCroix Flavor You Are
For every good date, there are at least three bad dates. I made that ratio up, but it feels right.
Quiz: Which Actress From Early Hollywood’s Sapphic “Sewing Circle” Are You?
It’s the 1920s – 1950s and you’re a queer actor (or writer) — which of these letter-writing pool-owning trouser-wearing secret-keepers are you?
Quiz: Answer Upsetting Questions and I’ll Tell You What Movie To Watch and Where
The movie/place combinations are slightly upsetting in and of themselves and yet also soothing if you really think about it, okay?
Quiz: What Should You Play After Stardew Valley?
I’ve played through Stardew nearly as many times as I’ve Googled “when is the Haunted Chocolatier coming out?”
Quiz: Which Marvel Hero Is Your Wife?
Wow, it really is a snap to find the one single person in the world who fills your heart with joy. (Get it? Snap? SNAP! Still too soon?)
Quiz: Who’s Your Mommi?
I will obviously follow this quiz up with a Who’s Your Daddy one but only if you are good!!!!!!
Quiz: Which Queer Tarot Deck Should You Try?
Supporting queer creators is its own kind of magic!
Quiz: Which Creepy ’90s Toy Are You Haunted By?
M3GAN got me thinking about the many creepy and animatronic toys of my childhood.
Quiz: What Queer Book in Translation Should You Read?
I’ve gathered eight LGBTQ books in translation from around the world in various genres and forms. Take the quiz to get matched with one.