Your Best Halloween Costume Ever: Ridiculously Easy Ideas For Lazy, Broke or Busy Queers
Don’t spend more on a costume than you’d spend on a forty, and only wear what you’re willing to get stained.
Get Baked With A Tiny (Trick Or) Treat
A small thing you can make for your Halloweening experience. Let them eat teeny tiny cake!
Your Best Halloween Costume Ever: 90’s Television Nostalgia Edition
Costume ideas that would impress both your childhood self and your 90s lesbian brethren. Who doesn’t want to be Carmen Sandiego, really?
The Discerning Butch: A Gift Guide for the Masculine-of-Center Person In Your Life
What to get the queer who has everything. Or what to get yourself because hey, you deserve a present today.
Mother’s Day Cards for All Kinds of Mothers
Rachel’s Team Pick: Mother’s Day cards that are a little more inclusive than we’re used to.
You Need A Mother’s Day Gift for Your Mother
Mother’s Day is almost upon us. What are you gonna buy? Maybe something gay.
Get Baked: Matzo Pizza
Some people will tell you to just slap some sauce on a whole piece of matzo and stick it in the microwave. Some people would be wrong.
Happy President’s Day! 50 Pictures Of First Ladies Being Awesome
Hey-o, nobody knows how to rock a pantsuit like a first lady.
It’s Not What You’re Like, It’s What You Like: A Valentine’s Day Roundtable
This Valentine’s Day, we’re discussing the things that our loved ones must learn to appreciate in order to appreciate us.
Ten Ways To Celebrate Valentines Day That Don’t Suck
Just because you’re single doesn’t mean this won’t be the best Valentine’s Day ever.
Gift Guide: 10 Lesbosexy Valentine’s Day Things For Weirdos
Superman underpants, Rachel Maddow soap, spanking powder, boob-shaped pans and other very very very sexy Valentine’s Day themed objects.
New Year’s OPEN THREAD: What We’ll Leave in 2011
While everybody is deciding what they’re going to do in 2012, we tell some things / thoughts / feelings / behaviors of 2011 to go fuck themselves.
Listling Without Commentary: Responses From AS Writers to “What Was Your Best X-Mas Gift Ever?”
“A used, tag-less shopping bag from the ’80s wrapped in an empty used candy box wrapped in trash.”
10 Crazy Cheap Things You Could Get Today Without Getting Off Your Ass
This article exists primarily for me to tell you about Dr.Quinn and Head Massagers.
Christmakwanzakah Open Thread: Well, Happy Holigays Bitches
Merry Happy Festival of Things That People Either Believe In or Don’t! Let’s talk some shit out, yeah? a/s/l?
Eight Last Minute Menorahs for Eight Crazy Nights of Chanukah Crafting
I’m no Martha Stewart, but I make a mean menorah.
Playlist: Happy Holigays
105 hours of holiday music.
Get Toasted with Autostraddle: The Holigay Drinkstravaganza
As the sign outside a metro Boston liquor store once said, “Because holidays are for family.”
Listling Without Commentary: Sh*t Your Family Said Last Christmas
“What’s the next thing you’re gonna be telling us? That you’re a serial killer?”
Autostraddle’s Ultimate Holiday Gift Guide 2011: What Your Girlfriend Or Otherwise-Inclined Pal Wants
This annual gigantic gift guide features all our wants, needs and desires. Or some of them, at least.