High Femme: Holigay Gift Guide 2013
So here, for your careful consideration, are some highly specific gifts for the various smokers in your life. Everyone loves presents, and everyone agrees that candles as gifts are fucking bullshit.
Holigay Gift Guide 2013: Femme Witch Coven
Looking for the perfect gift for the Spooky Femme in your life? We’ve got all the black dresses, atmospheric accessories and black cats you could ever want.
Get Baked: Amish Apple Pie With Streusel
With Amish apple pie with streusel, the base ingredients are just so tasty that there’s really no bad way to combine them.
The Secret Dairy-Free Agenda: Subverting Lactose at the Thanksgiving Table
“So what are you going to eat?”
New Autostraddle Merch for the 2013 Holigay Season: Hoodies and Flasks
New merch alert! We’ve got soft-as-hell A-Camp pullover hoodies and… wait for it… YOU DO YOU FLASKS.
One Turkey, Two Turkey, Red Turkey, Blue Turkey: You Can Take Charge of Your Leftovers
Let’s make our leftover game plan now so we can just focus on digestion this weekend.
When You’re Sick of Halloween Candy, Let’s Talk About Eating Pumpkins
Pumpkins, pumpkins everywhere and not a drop of pumpkin spice latte to drink. But waitaminut, you can make your own!
Spooky Sexy Queers: The Autostraddle Reader And Staff Halloween Costume Gallery
Wondering how your fellow Straddlers celebrate Halloween? Wonder no longer. We asked for photos and y’all seriously delivered.
30 Couples Costumes for You and Your Redheaded Girlfriend
So here I have for you, in no particular order, a list of fun couples costumes where one person is a redhead!
Queer Outfit of the Week: Last Minute Halloween Costume
Get the perfect start to your super last minute Halloween costume!
Halloween Dreams Come True: Robin and Carly as Morticia and Gomez Addams (!!!)
“I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss.”
Make A Halloween Thing: Salt Dough Ghosts
Who says Halloween can’t be adorable instead?
Family Photo Album: Childhood Halloween Costumes, Thematically
There will never be anything better than Laneia as Wednesday Addams, I’m positive.
20 Things You’d Find In A Real Lesbian Haunted House
Paper mache’d wombs and emasculation stations are great and all, but what if there were a haunted house that was just filled with a fuckton of things lesbians are terrified of?
UPDATE: Thanks To You, Carly And Robin Will Be Creepy, Kooky, Mysterious, Spooky, Et Al
As my fellow writers and I watched incredulously in a moment many likened to the millennial New Years’ ball drop, 500+ dedicated queermos and their friends signed my change.org petition!
Do Your Part: Carly and Robin as Gomez and Morticia Addams, Halloween 2013
“I can’t believe Carly and Robin haven’t done that already.” (There’s a change.org petition we need you to sign. This is important business.)
Get Baked: Bulkas (Yeast Buns), A South African Jewish Tradition
Let’s make bulkas together in anticipation of breaking the Yom Kippur fast on Saturday evening. This recipe includes a photo of Vanessa as a small child, a short instructional video, and an until-now top secret family recipe. L’chaim!
Get Baked: The Best Honey Cake For Rosh Hashanah (Or Any Time!)
L’shanah tovah to all the Jewish queers out there! This is the perfect honey cake to make to celebrate a sweet new year (and actually it’s delicious all year round, too).
21 Vintage Ads & Books For and Against Marijuana For 420 Day
Happy 4-20!
Ode to My Pantry: Easter Eggs
Or more accurately, Easter egg leftovers.