How To Be A Girl Who Dates Girls: Your Syllabus For Lesbian Dating 101

We’ve been at this business of art for nearly six years, which means we’ve said a thing or two about a thing or two: like how to be a queer woman who meets, desires and romances women or otherwise-identified humans out there. So we thought it’d be cool to compile a Lesbian Dating 101 for you, comprised of all the fantastic how-to guides we’ve published over the last many moons. We’ve also published a lot of relationship advice on how to be gay and a lot of topical personal essays and reports from the field — about lesbian tinderbeing bi on OK Cupid, dating while sober, dating on the autism spectrumwhat you learn from moving in with your girlfriend, among so many others— but this post is all about the how-tos. (If you’re looking for breakup advice, you better hold your horses for the next issue of Better Together!)

Without any further ado, here you go:

How to Make Gay Friends and Meet Girls: The Ultimate Guide to Effective Queer Socializing, by The Team

The definitive answer so we never have to answer again: how the hell do you meet other girls who like girls? BRING OUT YER LESBIANS.

How To Pick Up Chicks: A Lesbian Guide to Getting Girl-on-Girl Action, by Phoenix Casino

Hey anyone want a little girl-on-girl culture … in your pants? Well you’re not gonna get any if you don’t have your pants on. That’s one of many tips Phoenix would like to share with you — how to hit on chicks and get girls to go on dates with you or maybe one day have dinner, eat pizza, meet your mom, and have bang bang bang.

Rejection 101: A Lesbian’s Guide To Getting Turned Down, Keeping Your Head Up, by Grace Ellis

“It’s okay to be angry. It’s okay to feel misled. It’s okay to feel stupid. It’s okay to listen to ‘Jar of Hearts’ on repeat.”

8 Steps Every Girl Can Take to Get a Girl to Sleep Over, by Riese Bernard, Laneia Jones & Taylor Hatmaker

Hey are you a girl who likes girls? Do you want those girls to come over and maybe spend the night? Here’s 8 things ANYONE can do to increase their chances of getting some lesbian love!

How to Have Lesbian Sex For the First Time, by Riese & Laneia

Forever and always our most popular post of all time.

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Lesbian Safe Sex 101: The Doctor Is In (Also, the Cartoonist), by The Team

It’s hard out there for a sexually active lesbo — how do you get the safe sex info you need when you’re afraid of the gyno and lesbians are ignored in sex ed? WELL WE’VE GOT A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE. Also; a cartoonist. Really you have to see the cartoons.

How to Speed-Date Like a Champ, by Gabby Rivera

If you can speed date, you should! And to help you out, we reached deep into our community and compiled some tips and blurbs to get you through the wilderness.

How to Date Girls: 10 Simple Rules for Properly Courting a Lesbian, by Sarah Hall, illustrated by Taylor Hatmaker

Have you gotten over the giant hurdle of learning how to meet people/women? Are you now faced with the enormous task of convincing those people/women to stick around — properly? Lesbians have failed at romance long enough, it’s time you learn how to do it up right. We’ve got a post for that!

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The Single Queer’s Guide To Meeting Someone To Have Sex With, by DeDe Deylnn

“How long has it been since you last had sex? Are you starting to feel a little anxious? Is everyone starting to look like your type? Are you pulling batteries from the remote control to put into your vibrator? Are you developing irrational jealousy towards people who are having sex while also feeling stressed out and tense when you think about finding a hookup of your own? Well, I’ve got several options for meeting your next hookup and although it’s not a definitive list, it should give you some new ideas — or opportunities.”

The Politics of Lesbian Sex: Before, During, After, by Sarah Hall

In light of my own fiascoes, most often concerning the “morning after,” I’ve decided to try and break sex (and the politics) down into its component parts.

Five Ways to Escape Your Terrible Date, by Gabby Rivera

Should I just go to the bathroom and never come out? Should I fake a heart attack? Tell them I got my period and it’s just a beautiful MESS that I need to stop and worship?

12 Rules of Lesbian Fight Club: How to Properly Argue with Your Girlfriend, by Riese Bernard & Laneia Jones

Can you argue right? We have twelve rules that say you can. No biting!

Your Completely Queer Guide To Horoscope Hookups, by Kate Severance

For those of you who want a little guidance in your queer bedrooms, you might find your horoscope can be of aid. “What’s your sign?” is a totally valid pick-up line, and don’t let anybody tell you otherwise. For this guide, I’ve chosen to deal with sun signs only, as the multitude of combinations involved with moon signs and ascendants and planets is an intense commitment, to say the least. If you’re genuinely interested in your complex compatibility with someone else, think about getting a star chart done, as it will tell you multitudes more than sun sign alone.

picture by Rory Midhani

picture by Rory Midhani

Mind The (Age) Gap: How to Do a May/December Lesbian Relationship, by Butch Wonders

As far as I’m concerned, barring illegality, there’s no such thing as an age difference being “too big” unless it presents problems for the couple. The bigger the differences, the more potential problems. But the key word is potential.

Getting With Girls Like Us: A Radical Guide to Dating Trans Women for Cis Women, by Savannah Garmon

I have put together some suggestions for cis women on thinking through some basic trans issues, including ideas on approaching trans women in a romantic or intimate context. And I want to be clear that working through this stuff applies the same in the context of a casual hookup as it does a romantic date.

Five Lessons From Poly Relationships That Everyone Can Benefit From, by Carolyn Yates

Juggling multiple relationships at different levels with many different people requires a sturdy relationship skill set that makes poly relationships the PhD of human interaction — not better than other types of relationships, but definitely more complicated. Here are five principles central to successful consensual non-monogamous partnerships that can improve basically any relationship.

Unofficially Official: There’s More Than One Way to Have a Lesbian Relationship, by Andrea

So, casual dating is dead, and I’m on a mission to bring it back with this handy guide to classifying what the hell is going on with you and that girl.

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How To Turn Dating Fails Into Life Wins, by Ali Osworth

Sometimes having an OkCupid profile isn’t about dating, networking, or making friends. Sometimes you think it is, but then it winds up being not. I’m here to tell you why there is no failure on OkCupid, only different angles of success.

Five Tips On Dating a Girl Who Is Only Kinda Sorta Maybe Out To Her Family And Friends, by Tully

Give her time, give her love and support and when she’s ready to whack the rainbow flag bumper sticker on her car, then she will.

Misconceptions About Non-Monogamy: Breaking It Down, by Akwaeke Z Emezi

In which we discuss the most common misconceptions about polyamory and nonmonogamy in an attempt to help everyone.

How To Make An OK Cupid Profile That Is A Window To The Soul, Or Something, by Brittani Nichols

As a relative outsider to the OkCupid game, I am proposing a possibly new approach to this online dating game to those willing to eschew norms and take a chance.

Let’s Talk About Sexting: A Roundtable, by The Team

Autostraddle team members share our thoughts about when we sext, why we sext and what sexting means for us.

picture by Rory Midhani

picture by Rory Midhani

Long-Distance Lesbian Relationships: How To Make Them Work And When To Call It Quits, by Sarah Hansen

I’ll admit, sometimes my favorite part of past relationships have been the distance, but sometimes the distance was what broke us up. There is no right or wrong way to be in a long-distance relationship — maybe you thrive on independence or maybe you just need cuddles at night. Here are some of my protips on how to make it work and when to know that it’s over.

To Shack Up Or Not To Shack Up, by Robyn C.

What matters before you move in together is that you’re ready because if you aren’t, you may not experience the symbiotic bliss that Natalie and I do, then maybe you will get an impacted bowel because you don’t feel close enough to talk about uncomfortable shit (literally).

13 Ways to Make Your Long-Distance Relationship The Most Awesome Part of Your Life, by Morgan McCormick

You want to touch them, smell them and, if you’re me, bite their ear. Why don’t the forces of geography and physics rally to both your cries and fold the world up like origami until the front doors of your homes kiss?

How to Keep a Girl for 10 Years: 5 Steps To A Better Y’all!, by Robyn C.

In my first installment of How To Keep A Girl For Ten Years, I explore the notion of solidarity through individualism, selflessness and creativity.


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Riese is the 35-year-old CEO, CFO and Editor-in-Chief of Autostraddle.com as well as an award-winning writer, blogger, fictionist, copywriter, video-maker and aspiring cyber-performance artist who grew up in Michigan, lost her mind in New York City and mellowed out in California before returning to Michigan for reasons that are unclear to her now — she is currently plotting her return to the West. Her work has appeared in nine books including "The Bigger the Better The Tighter The Sweater: 21 Funny Women on Beauty, Body Image & Other Hazards Of Being Female," magazines including Marie Claire and Curve, and all over the web including Nylon, Queerty, Nerve, Bitch, Emily Books and Jezebel. She had a very popular personal blog once upon a time, and then she recapped The L Word, and then she had the idea to make this place, and now here we all are! In 2016, she was nominated for a GLAAD Award for Outstanding Digital Journalism. Follow her on twitter and instagram.

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30 Comments

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      I came down here to the comments just to say how “Rejection 101” is still, and will forever be, one of my fav articles on Autostraddle. And how it’s about more than dating, it’s about life, it’s cute and short and will hit you hard, everyone read it. Thankssss Grace.

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    If I could email my baby dyke self a link to this through a wormhole to 1999 I’d have had a very different life experience…and been able to answer the question of “is this sex”.
    So glad you guys are here for all of us now for all our complex questions.

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    This really is everything you wish you’d been told, then told again, then reminded of again, and again, and yes again again.

    However, by the time I finished reading it all, I’d disabled my okcupid and decided that it would be an awesome idea to live for a year or so without my head and my heart in a giant pneumatic press of some sort. So, it’s also super useful if you’re trying to decide between dating and taking up a super safe hobby like welding in the dark without protective gear. Not that you shouldn’t do both. By all means folks, live dangerously.

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    Can you stop calling us “queer”

    Lesbians have been beaten to death to the tune of “queer” and shocker- it wasn’t that long ago.

    Because some of you are under the impression that it’s alright for you to reclaim the word on behalf of the entire community, even the straights are starting to use it.

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