“we’re naked the whole time but somehow it is not hot and more sad than anything else”
Welcome to A+ Sex Diaries, an A+ feature in which we publish seven days in our sex lives. This week: a mid-twenties femme juggling multiple long-distance relationships hooks up with her ex.
We’ve got huge markdowns all over the Autostraddle store right now and if you’re an A+ member, you are REALLY in luck because you’re getting yet another markdown that’ll last all week!
“All horror is queer culture, as is Halloween as you correctly stated, and the 1970s in general, AND all final girls are queer culture in a very specific way that can only be discussed when you’re extremely high during a full moon.”
“always happy for the opportunity to turn our community’s collective missteps into content”
In this sex diary: sleepy sexting, long-distance travel, midnight fisting, lots of messes and more.
“I identified as a heterosexually-inclined bisexual when I started giving hand jobs for money, and I left more or less a lesbian. It wasn’t the only factor in that transformation, but boy was it a major one.”
“also can you truly — in your true heart — think of a better headline than “i put a sheet mask on my cunt””
We’re back with more questions than ever! And our team is here to give you advice on things like: sexy underwear for masculine-of-center folks, breaking sexual tension with a friend, how to move on from your one true love, how to get out of a professional rut and more!
Forgiveness may be an attribute of the strong, but we also have the memory of an elephant.
Yes it’s true! Happy shopping!
In this sex diary: Tinder spanking dates, post-breakup anxieties, sex in a tent, and a lot of thoughts on fucking your friends.
How do you make a gif? I need a gif of Shane saying “where do you LIVE Mark??” Do you know the scene Im talking about?
Capitalism! So neat!
“for a second i was like…………….did i break this channel
with my confession”
“I never went into it planning to be a monster, and I think that actually always made it worse.”
In this queer sex diary: long-distance FaceTime fucking, a dish rack full of sex toys, feeling sad, feeling S.A.D., and feeling goofy and good.
“Life is hard enough, let me have this.”
*Law and Order sound* these are our stories — Autostraddle staffers share how they personally identify (or don’t!) and why.
“Sally? Sally, are you here? Are you selling those shirts?”