“I’ll answer that. It’s because your boyfriend compelled me to act like a psychopath.”
“i love it when middle age white women lose their shit and yell in lengthy monologues, too”
We’ve got huge markdowns all over the Autostraddle store right now and if you’re an A+ member, you are REALLY in luck because you’re getting the biggest markdown this side of Autostraddle!
Tell us, do you have any superstitions?
“Lol yes just got off work and ready for dyke shit”
“Sometimes I just want to light an entire pack of cigarettes, put them in my mouth and run around naked.”
On December 4th, “To L and Back” is doing a live recording in Los Angeles with the cast of “The L Word: Generation Q” and we’d love to see you there!
“Queer culture is being stressed about the Supreme Court AND being stressed about your ex texting you to see how you’re feeling about the Supreme Court.”
“hey i’m adding the search terms to the newsletter and just curious, what is “gazelle style sex”??????”
First of all: Clean your sex toys! Also: homophobia at your day job, supporting your friend when they leave an abusive relationship, and how to start dating when… you’ve absolutely never dated before.
The one with the Anne of Green Gables fanfic in it.
“to be extremely fair i’d let bette porter run me over with a honda”
“megan rapinoe’s leather shorts and a tux jacket ONLY look is exactly what a 7 year old might negotiate to be able to wear to a fancy thing, and i love it.”
This Month: Proper protocol for casual sex with strangers, combating internalized fatphobia, lots of trans feelings, and how to apologize when its 100% your fault. Plus, what to do when it’s time to divorce him and come out already!
Can we please get a “sustainability dyke” pin? I would love that so much.
“Where do we stand on my confetti canon? Should I bring it to camp?”
These photos investigate the connection between pleasure and pain, and how kink can blur the line between where the body ends and the brain begins.
Having sex outside of buildings! Have you ever? We sure have!
“can we call lesbian visibility day lesbian brigadoon”
Highlights include: going down while wearing a nose ring, surviving the United States as a queer immigrant, living on the same college campus as your ex, and also how to perfectly time your break up. That’s just the beginning!