Glee 318 Recap: Choke-a-Joke
This week on Glee, Kurt’s gold pants won and everybody else lost.
This week on Glee, Kurt’s gold pants won and everybody else lost.
This is where I’d tell you exciting things about the teaser and cast for Season 3 of The Real L Word, if there were any. I had frozen pizza for lunch!
Things get really intense in Episode Two of Lip Service Season Two. Didn’t this show used to be fizzy and fun?
This week on Glee: Brittany and Santana communicated through silent, lesbian brainwaves and Kurt and Blaine yelled at each other in Whitney Houston lyrics.
Things are looking up for everyone except Alex.
Lip Service Season Two kicks off with lots of sex, drama, bad ideas, good ideas, drugs, hot new roommates, eyeliner and haircuts!
This week on Glee, Brittany and Santana made a sex tape and we didn’t even get to see it!
The one where Scarlet tries to lure women via sports. With mixed results.
This week on Glee, Margaret Thatcher dog ate my heart and Blaine’s brother smiled with his eyes and Santana had two lines.
Lip Service Season Two, as you probably know by now, is a thing and it’s a thing that’ll be on your television in like two weeks. We have videos and pictures!
Here’s another show with the word ‘girl’ in the title which is an unfortunate coicidence rather than an indication of how good this show is.
The one where Scarlet and Alex go to the lesbian book club.
“I am addicted to any television show, movie franchise or book series that features a gun-toting badge flashing power suit-wearing female crime-fighter who hunts down baddies for a living.”
The one where Scarlet has a crack at online dating.
“I would kill to be the first gay person on SNL.” -Kate McKinnon to Autostraddle in June 2009
Hands down totes Downton Arby’s.
Everybody’s favorite lesbian webseries, “Unicorn Plan-It,” is gearing up for a very special Season Two!
Baby baby baby.
In which just about everything happens.
“As soon as a woman steps out of the norm of what she’s supposed to be all of the sudden she’s a butch.. she’s a bitch…”