“Orange Is The New Black” Episode 107 Recap: Butches and Dogs! Dogs and Butches!
Butches and dogs! Dogs and butches! What can be better? Nothing, actually. Nothing is better than butches and dogs.
Butches and dogs! Dogs and butches! What can be better? Nothing, actually. Nothing is better than butches and dogs.
“Brandon asks Mike why Stef wasn’t wearing a vest. Geez Brandon! Not all lesbians wear vests! But then I realize he means “bulletproof vest” and let this slide.”
Did you watch the launch of Big Brother Australia on Monday night? No, me either. Then I found out Tully Smyth was in it, and now I’ve recapped this show for you.
Someday I will write an article comparing this entire show to Harry Potter, but today is not that day.
This spring/summer there are more brand-new lesbian, bisexual and otherwise-identified ladies on your television set than we ever dreamed possible.
Okay. A murderous, cyber-stalking, all-knowing bully I can grasp, but any teen girl talking to her dad like this? No way.
“Nothing like clean pores to motivate the capture and slaughter of a chicken.”
Six kickass women of color from three sci-fi TV shows you should know but maybe don’t.
Episode 205 of Unicorn Plan-It wants to online date you.
“I think Hot Cops from Arrested Development but all ladies but Lena ruins that vision.”
All those times where you’re like, is it squirt, is it pee, who has to sleep in the wet spot, do we lay down a towel before sex now, etc.
It’s important to be super fucking aware of why this show resonates so deeply with people, and I wanna know what y’all think. [SPOILER ALERT: all the spoilers]
Let’s just go right ahead and kick off this recap with a gif of Alex. Let’s make that a thing that we do, okay?
It’s Open Mic Night in Rosewood and Emily’s about to learn just how good Shana is at fingering.
I look forward to your angry defensive comments re: the benefits of ingesting menstrual blood.
“When they pry themselves apart, Lexi tells Jesus that her parents took her computer and phone and locked her away in Cookie Monster’s tower where she has to spin gold.”
Songs about characters like Alice Pieszecki, though? Not so easy. As far as I know, there are no songs about funny, sassy, sarcastic, opinionated bisexual journalists who have an admirable ability to cut down Jenny Schecter like a total champ.
Lesbian criminals who are members of an international drug cartel, what the fuck else is up.
It’s college visit week in Rosewood and Emily has a sorority she really wants to visit, if you know what I mean. Also featuring a straight dude who can’t figure out that Emily is gay and Aria’s ugliest skirt yet!
You need to watch this show right this minute!