At this point, we’ll be lucky if we make it out of the season without a reveal that Pongo is the father of Rapunzel who is married to Smee who is secretly the child of Flounder who is actually the son of one of the scary trees from Snow White.
This week on Glee, everybody turned in to a muppet and Santana and Dani didn’t make out!
For the second week in a row, The Walking Dead has delivered us some queer lady goodness. Let’s relive those moments now.
Welcome to the seventh episode of American Horror Story, featuring an award-winning musical score by Hans Zimmer. I’m sorry, that’s not Hans Zimmer; it’s two goblins humping on a Casio keyboard. My mistake.
This week on Glee, everybody sang Billy Joel songs and everything hurt!
Let’s all hope and pray that this Tara has better luck than her predecessors.
I hope next week’s episode involves a girl on a bike, DeAnne Smith. Maybe you could pull some strings?
I hope you like dad jokes, because this recap is chock full of them.
Welcome to the sixth episode of American Horror Story, where I come face to face with my greatest fear: bad New Orleans accents!
This week on Glee, enthusiastic children danced and sang and broke walls as William Schuster toed the blurred line between “the worst” and THE WORST.
It’s not just about the fact that she falls in love with another girl, but what Utena Tenjou does for those of us who never played by society’s gender rules.
“But then again, my favorite princess was Belle, whose Stockholm Syndrome didn’t register as an issue to me, so long story short: Disney princesses fucked with all of our childhood concepts of healthy relationships.”
“Wait, everyone just ignore the bird.”
This week on Glee, everybody took turns dressing up like idiots and my gay boyfriend Adam Lambert showed up to sing a tune or two!
“Just when all hope seems lost, Zoe beheads the zombie while wielding a motherfucking chainsaw! Look who just became an interesting character!”
New episode of Tiny Pineapple went up yesterday, but I was too busy to tell you about it then. I make up for that here, now. Today.
Let’s share our sadness over “The People’s Couch” ending its run together.
“I would love to know how much money this show spends on snakes, drummers, and chalk.”
“Take a break from writing that Betty/Kate fanfiction and rejoice, for the powers-that-be have heard our pleas and have made good on their promises because WE ARE BACK, WE ARE IN BUSINESS, AIN’T NOBODY FUCKIN WITH MY CLIQUE BECAUSE WE HAVE A MOVIE AND THAT MOVIE IS OFFICIAL.”
“We set out to make a show wherein the show opening and the credits were much longer than the show itself, and I think we succeeded here.”