#AutoAri: These Real World Questions Are Getting Buck Wild
“Seriously, why the fuck is Ashley on this show?”
“Seriously, why the fuck is Ashley on this show?”
This week on the show that no one besides me and Stef are talking about, it must be lunchtime at this shoddily constructed preschool of a mansion, because everyone’s throwing tantrums and Farrah’s fibbing to the class. James Deen was not your boyfriend, sweetheart.
“She’s hoping to find out who killed Nan, which is a waste of spell if you ask me. There are like, four other people in the house with you, girl. One of them is crying and the other is playing a theremin. Do the math!”
Welcome to L Word Week on Autostraddle!
While the first Sailor Moon anime’s English dub was infamous for removing its lesbian couple, the 20th-anniversary reboot plans to keep the queer characters the way they were intended.
In which Emily spends some quality time in bed with Alison and we return to Aria’s love shack only to discover shocking news about Hanna’s past hookups.
Relationships are no picnic… but wait! Maybe they are!
This week on a show that makes my own therapist worried about me, Ghost is little more than a thin membrane of double standards, Farrah and orders her dessert before her drinks, and Whitney and Sara float blankly in the corner until they talk about hitting each other because they are “passionate”.
Bo is indeed lost for this entire episode, but Kenzi, Jenny Schecter and George Takei pick up the slack.
In this episode Sulu freezes his ass off while Kirk gets emotional, drinks, and performs experiments on Unicorn Puppies.
Welcome to the tenth episode of American Horror Story, the show that got Stevie Fucking Nicks to appear in a move that was clearly a work of powerful magic!
“As per Jenny’s confession about not having had sex in a bear suit, where do you stand on having sex in animal-themed onesies?”
The winter premiere of Pretty Little Liars is finally here and we’re going to get to say the word “box” a lot.
All the photos, all the behind the scenes secrets, and all the “OH MY GOD I AM 99.9% SURE KATE IS DOING A BURLESQUE ROUTINE IN THIS MOVIE” for you to just barely handle.
Tweet questions to Ari using #AutoAri while you watch TRW each week and she’ll answer them for you right here on Autostraddle! (You may even be lucky enough to win some AS swag!)
Carmen Carrera and Laverne Cox were guests on the daytime show “Katie” on Monday. They were asked very awkward questions about their bodies but turned it into an opportunity to talk about real issues.
A show about “celebrities” with “relationship problems” being solved by a “professional” team of therapists. Quotation marks intentional.
Autostraddle’s television writers on their favorite lezalicious, bisexual, queer and trans* ladies on the 2013 teevee!
My fantasy wish (witch?) list of actresses for season four of American Horror Story, along with the characters they could play.
Because this is the way that we live…again.