Glee Mini-Recap – Episode 106: Vitamin D
This week on Glee everyone gets hooked on meth and Sue wants a hovercraft. Ok not really, Terri gets the Glee kids to OD on Sudafed, Ken asks Emma to marry him, and Sue wants a hovercraft. That part was real.
The Week Even Vodka Couldn’t Numb My Feelings About Grey’s Anatomy
On this week’s Televisionary: Carlytron gives up on Heroes, questions Dollhouse & How I Met Your Mother, loves Gossip Girl, continues to go off on Grey’s Anatomy, and more! You know, the usual.
Glee Mini-Recap – Episode 105: The Rhodes Not Taken
This week’s gay song and dance show features Kristin Chenoweth as a former McKinley High student who is brought back by Will to shake things up, and boy does she ever! Also: everyone pukes and Rachel quits and joins Glee about 7 more times.
The Week Dollhouse Returned & All the Wrong People Had Sex on Television
Carlytron yells at Grey’s Anatomy (again), wonders why she still watches Heroes, wonders why YOU aren’t watching Dollhouse, and gives you her Tron’s eye view on Gossip Girl, How I Met Your Mother, Saturday Night Live, and more.
Dexter Recap 401: “Living the Dream”
Dexter returns to Showtime for its fourth “killer season,” and, along with other Showtime series like Nurse Jackie, Weeds, and Secret Diary of a Call Girl; begs the question, “It is possible to be a good person who just does some bad bad things?”
Two and a Half Men is Even Worse Than I Expected it to Be – Recap Episode 818: “Look at my Penis RAWR”
#1 thing we don’t understand about America: the enduring success of Two and a Half Men, CBS’s “guy-com” starring Charlie Sheen and John Cryer. Perhaps recapping it will enhance our viewing experience.
Glee Mini-Recap – Episode 104: Preggers
This week on Glee everyone is pregnant or dancing or crying. Beyonce probably made some serious dough off of the licensing of her song “Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)” and Kurt comes out to his dad!
Skins Recap, just the Lesbian Parts: The Ballad of Naomi & Emily Part One
Teen drama Skins is the BBC’s most buzz-worthy property since AbFab. The Season With the Lesbian Storyline, starring Emily & Naomi is coming to Australian and US teevees this year. Crystal recaps The Lesbian Parts of Skins for you — this here is part one.
The Week Television Made My Eyes Water A Lot & Accidentally Appeared Homosexual
Last week everyone went crazy on television. Crazier still? This week, a coming out scene made me cry. And Ashley Merriman made Laneia sweat.
True Blood Ends Underwhelmingly, Glee Begins Showmantically, Hot Girls Outlast the VMAs
Patrick Swayze died! But Glee is great still, Alex talks about the VMAs, and Tinkerbell shares with you about important social issues of our time.
Glee Drinking Game … And Live Blog!
Glee Drinking Game … and tonight, the GLEE LIVEBLOG OF THE CENTURY
Autostraddle’s Big Gay Fall 2009 TV Preview: Get Ready to LOL!
Glee, Modern Family, Community, The Fall Television Gay Conspiracy, Beautiful Life, THREE RIVERS (why shane, why?), Stargate Universe, More Fall Television excitement than anyone CAN POSSIBLY HANDLE!, Spartacus, and so much more!
America’s Best Dance Crew Loses Team Gay, Weeds Ends With a Nosedive, Top Chef Can’t Win With Pasta Salad
Kirsten Wiig! Vogue Evolution! Lesbian sex!
Real L Word Los Angeles: Your Predictions, Hopes & Dreams for Reality Lesbian Show
We asked you to tell us what you want to see on The L Word’s new reality spinoff — here’s your answers, from sippy cups to Betty to crack in the writer’s meetings … !
True Blood’s Lesbian Vampire Queen, Nurse Jackie’s Overdose, & Weeds’ Questionable Makeup Choices
Nurse Jackie says goodbye for the season, Weeds gets even weirder, and True Blood has lesbian sex! Plus America’s Best Dance Crew recap and the hot girl of the week. With extra extra funny.
Showtime Greenlights L Word Reality Show “The Real L Word: Los Angeles”
Showtime has greenlit nine episodes of The Real L Word: Los Angeles,” from L Word creator “Ilene Chaiken” and reality producers Magical Elves (“Top Chef”). reality show. Perez Hilton gets a free pass on misogyny … why? How Do You Like Us Now? Not so much, apparently, as the National Review has a new trend piece about … wait for it … being against gay marriage!
Top Chef Challenges Lesbian Contestant, Kim Stolz Asks “Where Are the F*cking Women?”
Evan Rachel Wood will be a blood-sucking lesbian, maybe. Ted Kennedy sponsored a number of LGBT and human rights bills. Tori Amos has feelings about Lady Gaga.
“Reality” Televisionary: Project Runway Switches Teams, Top Chef Loves the Sinner, plus Intervention, ABDC & Australian Idol
America’s Best Dance Crew recap, Top Chef premiere recap, Project Runway premiere recap, Intervention recap
Weeds Goes Gay, True Blood Gets Hypnotized and Nurse Jackie Hits the Pill-O-Matix: Televisionary
So much excitement we had to split up the Televisionary into two this week! So this is part one for “scripted” TV shows, with recaps of Weeds THE LESBIAN KISS EPISODE, Nurse Jackie, Drop Dead Diva and True Blood. And also, your Hot Girl of the week is ALL THAT. Also Zoey is our favorite.
Mad Men Returns With Homosexual Conduct (Almost), Weeds Weds, True Blood is Topless & Better off Ted Ends (For Now)
America’s Best Dance Crew, True Blood, Weeds, Intervention, Mad Men, Toddlers & Tiaras, Drop Dead Diva, My Life on the D-List, and the Hot Girl of the Week.