Results for: love is a lie
-
The Comment Awards Are Calling Friends on the Landline From Their Grandma’s Sofa
“Carol, if you are reading this… call me.”
-
The Comment Awards Are Reading The Room
Listen, sometimes we all enjoy gay male mermaids.
-
The Comment Awards Are Breathing Deep and Voting Early
“She had me at ‘OI! DEAD BOYFRIEND! IT’S OVER, MATE!'”
-
The Comment Awards Are 69% Secure
“Oh, and the sex, obviously.”
-
The Comment Awards Are Engaged to That Wife Who Loves Projects
“Marry me so we can live in a tiny house!”
-
The Comment Awards Are Meeting Their Girlfriends On Lex
“I CAN’T BELIEVE WE’VE RECLAIMED CHERRY CHAPSTICK!”
-
The Comment Awards Are Saving the Date for Roxane Gay and Debbie Millman
“THIS is the Christmas romcom we deserve!”
-
The Comment Awards Have Seen Love, And It’s A Bride in Fuchsia
“…Everyone is happy and has regular and satisfying tent sex.”
-
The Comment Awards Are Reveling In Possibility
“IT’S HAPPENING!!! MY THREEWAY POLY PARENTING NIGHTMARE HAS BEGUN AND I AM A L I V E”
-
The Comment Awards Are Crying Happy Tears
“HOW ARE YOU CUTTING ONIONS IN MY APARTMENT FROM SO FAR AWAY”
-
The Comment Awards Are Drinking Modern Lesbian Milk
“Happy to see Lost and Delirious finally getting all the recognition it deserves after its cruel snub on the dead lesbians of television list!”
-
The Comment Awards Are Celebrating Carol Haird
“Please would you like to bang? I think you’re glorious.”
-
The Comment Awards Are Relishing the ’90s
If you wanna be my lover…
-
The Comment Awards are Carolstraddling Into the Sunset
“Don’t c@ me.”
-
The Comment Awards Are Lying Naked on the Floor
“Who’s lain on the floor, realizing they’ve been lied to as they were laid there?”
-
The Comment Awards Are Fighting for Your Love
“I’M YELLING AT YOU BUT ONLY TO TELL YOU YOU’RE GREAT.”
-
The Comment Awards Are Counting Down to Midnight
“Hanging out with Mallory Ortberg would be like a slo-mo acid trip in the Getty Museum.”
-
The Comment Awards Have Mia Hamm Above Their Beds
So tell me what you want, what you really really want.
-
The Comment Awards are Babashook
I’ll never be able to think of the band LMFAO in the same way again.
-
The Comment Awards Are Matrimonial Superheroes
We’ve got gal pals, space nuns, life in Gilead, and lots of important thoughts on Lauren Morelli’s wedding cape!