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Movie Features

My 13 Ideas For Movies Starring Cereal Mascots

The other day I was wondering what they would do when they run out of super heroes to make movies about. Decided they should go for cereal mascots.

Brittani November 25, 2011 7 Comments
Straddleverse

It’s Time For Hey! Did You See That Comment? Friday

Consider this a pick-me-up after unpleasant family experiences and/or the tragedy that is black Friday.

Laura November 25, 2011 2 Comments
Playlists

Playlist: Sexytime, 90’s R & B Edition

“A sexy, sexy playlist for those nights when you’re drunk and silly and snuggly, and want to love up your lady with a grin.”

Jamie J. Hagen November 25, 2011 25 Comments
Straddleverse

Autostraddle Has T-Shirts, Posters & Calendars For You!

It’s the most wonderful time of the year to love yourself and Autostraddle at the same time with t-shirts, posters, and calendars! Plus SPECIAL BLACK FRIDAY DEALS!

the team November 25, 2011 23 Comments
Money + Work

Weird Shit People Ask Me at This Dumb Restaurant Job

Ha ha! I’m quitting my job next month! Hahahahahaha!

phoenix November 24, 2011 108 Comments
Book Features

Rejection Letters Are Good For You, Especially When They’re Not For You

Carmen’s Team Pick: That’s what rejection letters are y’all. They’re just mistakes.

Carmen November 24, 2011 16 Comments
Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving Open Thread: Time to Stuff a Tofurkey With Your Feelings

It’s our third annual Thanksgiving open thread and when you’re here — you’re family. You’re TOTALLY family.

the team November 23, 2011 240 Comments
Politics + Activism

Jamey Rodemeyer’s Bullies Won’t Be Charged Criminally — What’s Our Best Next Step?

14-year-old Jamey Rodemeyer’s bullies won’t be charged criminally. So what can be done to prevent this from happening again?

Riese November 23, 2011 25 Comments
TV News & Trailers

Female Comedy Writers Help Bring Us Closer to Lesbos on TV

“Can you just make her seem like a person?”

Brittani November 23, 2011 12 Comments
TV Show Recaps

“2 Broke Girls” And The Very Christmas Thanksgiving

Caroline drinks a Mexican 9 hour energy drink with disastrous results.

Brittani November 23, 2011 3 Comments
Queer Fashion Shopping

Tis the Season to Buy a Blazer

This Black Friday I suggest we all gallantly go out amongst the sobbing mothers and vomiting children and seek our dirt-cheap-deal fortune. This Black Friday, we should all buy ourselves blazers.

Lizz November 23, 2011 29 Comments
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NYMag Sex Diaries Features Weed-Smoking Bicoastal Lesbian

We’re 99% sure it’s not Ilene Chaiken.

Riese November 22, 2011 15 Comments
Movie News & Trailers

Scenarios USA addresses Gender and Power through Youth Scripted Films

Jamie’s Team Pick: An awesome opportunity for youth to get their voices heard through an original screenplay!

Jamie J. Hagen November 22, 2011 4 Comments
Politics + Activism

Brandon McInerney Will Go to Jail for 21 Years for Killing Larry King

“Prosecutors said the first trial showed that the case was too emotional to take to trial a second time. “The first jury was unable to keep their emotions out of it,”

Rachel November 22, 2011 51 Comments
Playlists

Playlist: Keep Calm And Carry On

A little dose of audio xanax.

Crystal November 22, 2011 31 Comments
TV Feature

Watch Girl/Girl Scene Webseries, See Hot Ladies, Panties, Sexy Things

Whitney’s Team Pick: If you watch Girl/Girl Scene, I promise you’ll see: 1.) Hot ladies. 2.) Hot ladies. 3.) Hot ladies doing it.

Whitney Pow November 22, 2011 65 Comments
Christmas

The Nerdiest Holiday Gift Guide

Don’t know what to get that nerdy cuddle buddy in time for the holidays? Or need help wink-nudging that bad-gift-getting significant other of yours? I’ve got you covered.

Whitney Pow November 22, 2011 33 Comments
Recipes

Get Baked: Maple-Balsamic Chicken

This maple-balsamic chicken is a simple, easy dish with a delicious flavour.

Ryan Yates November 22, 2011 12 Comments
Music TV News & Trailers

My First Time: The 39th Annual American Music Awards Celebration of Life

“The artists and songs recognized at the AMAs are all the music KISS 107.9 plays on repeat all day long.”

Lizz November 21, 2011 15 Comments
Health

What Do You Wish You Learned In Sex Ed?

What if your teachers could have taught you what you really needed to know about sex?

Jezebel November 21, 2011 97 Comments
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