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Recipes

Get Baked: Apple Damn Sandwich

And then, the epiphany — again like a sparkly gift from heaven, or maybe one of those sponsor gifts in the Hunger Games because atheism — it came to me: apple sandwich.

Laneia September 26, 2013 37 Comments
Pop Culture Fix

Brittani’s Video Party: In a World Where Ellen Hashtags Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus has a new video, Justin Timberlake hashtags everything, Ellen thinks Drake makes stuff sexy, and Lake Bell’s new movie looks great as does Tig Notaro.

Brittani September 26, 2013 6 Comments
Two young people wearing pink. One person is eating a sandwich with great abandon; the other looks on in envy.
Playlists

Playlist: The Sound of Sandwiches

Stuff your ears as well as your face.

Laura Mandanas September 26, 2013 6 Comments
Love + Sex

Dear Queer Diary: Show Me Your Heart and I’ll Show You Mine

We’re making a journal gallery! Get out your camera, kids.

Maggie September 26, 2013 20 Comments
Food and Drink

Ode to My Pantry SPECIAL EDITION: Sandwich Seduction

Or as I like to call it, A Journey Through Six Hundred Slices of Bread to Her Heart.

Kristen September 26, 2013 9 Comments
Community

The Poet and the Scientist: Pizza, Pancakes and Poets

“Of course, we abandoned the trail and set off in flip-flops, so our adventure was a little less Indiana Jones, and a little more Troop Beverley Hills.”

Ashley Catharine September 26, 2013
Lesbian Sex

How To Have Lesbian Sex 102: Cunnilingus Edition

We are going down… on vaginas.

A.E. Osworth September 25, 2013 109 Comments
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Fresbians and Flicks At Fresno’s Reel Pride Gay and Lesbian Film Festival

The queers of California’s Central Valley gather for Reel Pride, which screens over thirty independent LGBT films during a five-day festival.

Jamie September 25, 2013 3 Comments
Geekery

Drawn to Comics: Princess Princess Makes All Your Queer Fairy Tale Fantasies Come True

For a long, long time I’ve loved princess movies, but I always wished there were more princesses like me. Well, with Princess Princess, I’ve finally found some.

Mey September 25, 2013 25 Comments
Society + Culture

Also.Also.Also: Most Women Are Totally Broke and Other Stories We Missed This Week

Reporting live from the cutest puppy-filled pumpkin patch of all time, with help from Louisiana’s new gay lawyers and vigilantes from around the globe.

Carmen September 25, 2013 21 Comments
Queer Fashion

Queer Outfit of the Week: Getting Stuff Done

Wow you have so many errands to run! You better get a functional outfit to get everything done in.

Lizz September 25, 2013 16 Comments
Geekery

22 (Mostly Weird) Superpowers I Wish I Had When I Was A Kid

9. The power to make people allergic to any food/cure any allergy.

Mey September 25, 2013 33 Comments
Music

Almost Famous: Porch Cat and the Fairweather Family

Ever heard folk/folk-punk/punkgrass? You’re about to. I think you’ll like it.

Stef September 25, 2013 6 Comments
Recipes

Get Baked: Citrus Lobster Salad

When you’re feeling fancy/not-fancy.

Ryan Yates September 24, 2013 7 Comments
TV News & Trailers

Queer TV Fix: Laura Prepon’s In For S2 of “Orange,” Demi Lovato Is In Santana Lopez’s Pants on “Glee”

Laura Prepon assures us she’ll be back for Season Two of Orange is the New Black, Natasha Lyonne gets Clea Duvall on instagram, Naya Rivera and Demi Lovato talk about their romantic storyline and more!

Riese September 24, 2013 26 Comments
LGBT History

Idol Worship: Selena, Queen of Tejano Music

Selena, the Queen of Tejano Music, bidi bidi bom bommed her way to my heart when I was just a kid and my love for her will never die.

Yvonne September 24, 2013 31 Comments
Dating

High Femme: You’re On a Smoke Date, Dandelion!

She’s coming over for a hangout. And she’s bringing an eighth of OG Kush.

Chelsea September 24, 2013 38 Comments
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Make A Thing: Handmade Envelopes

Send some personalized love.

Hansen September 24, 2013 15 Comments
Geekery

Never Have I Ever Reviewed a Queer iOS App

What if you’re feeling fancy and/or just don’t want to think up things you’ve never done? There’s an app for that! Meet Gay Never Have I Ever for iPhone and iPad.

SJ Sindu September 24, 2013 9 Comments
Recipes

Get Baked: Birthday Bake Sale Cookies and Brownies and Bars

Recipes from my birthday bake sale: criss-cross peanut butter oatmeal cookies, chocolate mint brownies, seven-layer bars, vegan gluten-free applesauce situations and chocolate chip cookies!

Riese September 23, 2013 23 Comments
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