Watch Aubrey Plaza Do a Tarot Card Reading and Play F*ck/Marry/Kill With Some Witches

How’s that crush on Aubrey Plaza Bisexual going? Well. Wait’ll you see her do the gayest thing she’s ever done, even gayer than wearing that suit and flirting relentlessly with Kristen Stewart in a movie written and directed by Clea DuVall. That’s right — it’s time to watch Aubrey Plaza reveal her true witchiness on Stir Crazy with Josh Horowitz, while also playing FMK with the Wicked Witch of the West, the Scarlet Witch, and Maleficent.

“Maleficent — I’d F the B out of the W.” Well then.

For more on The Mistress of Evil, I recommend Jeanna Kadlec’s Deconstructing Disney: Motherhood and the Taming of Maleficent over at LongReads.

And for more actual tarot, I recommend Meg Jones Wall here on Autostraddle dot com and also everywhere else.

To fight about Happiest Season, well here you go.

And thus concludes another installment of Aubrey Plaza’s Evolving Public Queerness!

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Heather Hogan is an Autostraddle senior editor who lives in New York City with her wife, Stacy, and their cackle of rescued pets. She's a member of the Television Critics Association, the Gay and Lesbian Entertainment Critics Association, and a Rotten Tomatoes Tomatometer critic. You can also find her on Twitter, and Instagram.

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