Results for: sex toys
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The Comment Awards Are Waving to Alison Bechdel
“Can’t believe you neglected to mention the Titanosaur!”
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The Comment Awards Are a Nonbinary Bonbon
“Mrs. Peacock with the tuxedo jacket in the bedroom is how i die.”
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The Comment Awards Are Arguing Over the Gayest American Girl Doll
“I humbly submit for consideration Molly’s extended meditation on why her teacher’s hair is so shiny.”
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The Comment Awards Are Strapping On Their Toolbelt
“I asked my partner what they’d do if I showed up like ‘I heard you had something that needs hammering’ and they acted like they didn’t hear me.”
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The Comment Awards Are Breathing Deep and Voting Early
“She had me at ‘OI! DEAD BOYFRIEND! IT’S OVER, MATE!'”
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The Comment Awards Are Getting Cozy
“My girlfriend has been calling me the Christmas Switch for a year now.”
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The Comment Awards Are Spicing Things Up
“Thyme goes by so slowly, and thyme can do so much.”
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The Comment Awards Are Engaged to That Wife Who Loves Projects
“Marry me so we can live in a tiny house!”
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The Comment Awards Are Studying Folklore
“There’s no way a straight person could yearn like Taylor Swift does.”
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The Comment Awards Are Powering Up
“How can I become a member of the Wubble? Just curious.”
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The Comment Awards Are Sharing Their Spotify Top Ten
“It’s ok…I’m sure Dawn would’ve won if this were a mud-wrestling competition.”
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The Comment Awards Are Pondering The Meaning of Juicy Fruit
“I, for one, would like to know what became of Sounder 2.”
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The Comment Awards Are Having a Hot Girl Summer
Real talk, I’ve gotten a boyfriend and two girlfriends just by saying, “do you wanna make out?”
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The Comment Awards Are Sex Benching
“No cops at Pride, just a group of queers eating through these thousands of cookies that I brought from home.”
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The Comment Awards Are Making Bisque and Bingeing Derry Girls
“Thank you for blessing us with the phrase ‘kitchen top,’ because I think that’s my actual alignment.”
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The Comment Awards Are Folding You Into Thirds and Setting You Upright In a Drawer
Spark joy, motherf*ckers!
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The Comment Awards Can Have Nice Things
“The heart with a dot below it is the menstruation heart you cannot change my mind.”
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The Comment Awards Are Buying a Gender Traitor Onesie for Their Dog
Will it fit? Only one way to find out!
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The Comment Awards Are a Soft Safe Space to Land
Double entendres, gay-ass underpants, and Mey is here to get us into trouble – it’s the Comment Awards!
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The Comment Awards Are Full of Hope
Pickles and bee butts and rumors, oh my!