The Comment Awards Want It All

Hello Decemberists! I hope you had a fine Cyber Monday and an emoji-taco Tuesday. But seriously, WTF Wednesday? Ugh. Let’s take a quick break from pondering the awfulness of police exceptionalism to highlight some no-so-terrible things that happened this week.

Gabby interviewed her very first Laura, Ali walked us through how to put a ring (or a watch) on it and Meagan talked about winter style. Also, ALERT: T-Swift might be kissing Karlie Kloss.

Autostraddle’s massive Ultimate Gift Guide came out along with more specific guides for things like sex toys, superhero fans and your in-laws. Already done shopping? Help plan a holigay party in your area, try these seasonal DIY projects or just eat a fuck ton of goat cheese while listening to Carmen’s playlist of Christmas classics.

On Let’s Hash It Out: How Do You Feel About Men and Straight People Going To Lesbian Bars?:

The Or Your Penis Paraphernalia Award to Bree:


The Yes, This Award to mediumSpoon:



The Holiday House of Horrors Award to Scarlett:


On This Shit Rules: Curly Haired Goddess Products:

The Hattitude Award to Samantha and Hat:

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On Notes From A Queer Engineer: Tear Gas, Tool of A Police State:

The Scary Truth Award to Willow Rose:


On 26 Excerpts of Negative Yelp Reviews of Lesbian Bars By Men and Straight People:

The It’s Called A Furse Award to Emily:


The Vente Sized Award to Dina:


The Real Talk Award to Lora:


The They’re The Heroes We Need Award to Laura:


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carrie is a nine to five office dweller in massachusetts. she loves waves, ​collects skateboards and is perpetually planning her escape from the northeast.

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  1. There were so many good comments on the Straight People in Lesbian Bars thread… it must have been hard to select

  2. Where is the comment about Nicole’s thieving family?! That was my favourite comment on the entire site.

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