Hello Decemberists! I hope you had a fine Cyber Monday and an emoji-taco Tuesday. But seriously, WTF Wednesday? Ugh. Let’s take a quick break from pondering the awfulness of police exceptionalism to highlight some no-so-terrible things that happened this week.
Autostraddle’s massive Ultimate Gift Guide came out along with more specific guides for things like sex toys, superhero fans and your in-laws. Already done shopping? Help plan a holigay party in your area, try these seasonal DIY projects or just eat a fuck ton of goat cheese while listening to Carmen’s playlist of Christmas classics.
The Or Your Penis Paraphernalia Award to Bree:
The Yes, This Award to mediumSpoon:
The Holiday House of Horrors Award to Scarlett:
The Hattitude Award to Samantha and Hat:
The Scary Truth Award to Willow Rose:
The It’s Called A Furse Award to Emily:
The Vente Sized Award to Dina:
The Real Talk Award to Lora:
The They’re The Heroes We Need Award to Laura:
See a clever, hilarious or thought provoking comment around this website-ship? Email it to me at: carrie [at] autostraddle [dot] com!