The Comment Awards Want It All

Hello Decemberists! I hope you had a fine Cyber Monday and an emoji-taco Tuesday. But seriously, WTF Wednesday? Ugh. Let’s take a quick break from pondering the awfulness of police exceptionalism to highlight some no-so-terrible things that happened this week.

Gabby interviewed her very first Laura, Ali walked us through how to put a ring (or a watch) on it and Meagan talked about winter style. Also, ALERT: T-Swift might be kissing Karlie Kloss.

Autostraddle’s massive Ultimate Gift Guide came out along with more specific guides for things like sex toys, superhero fans and your in-laws. Already done shopping? Help plan a holigay party in your area, try these seasonal DIY projects or just eat a fuck ton of goat cheese while listening to Carmen’s playlist of Christmas classics.

On Let’s Hash It Out: How Do You Feel About Men and Straight People Going To Lesbian Bars?:

The Or Your Penis Paraphernalia Award to Bree:


The Yes, This Award to mediumSpoon:



The Holiday House of Horrors Award to Scarlett:


On This Shit Rules: Curly Haired Goddess Products:

The Hattitude Award to Samantha and Hat:

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On Notes From A Queer Engineer: Tear Gas, Tool of A Police State:

The Scary Truth Award to Willow Rose:


On 26 Excerpts of Negative Yelp Reviews of Lesbian Bars By Men and Straight People:

The It’s Called A Furse Award to Emily:


The Vente Sized Award to Dina:


The Real Talk Award to Lora:


The They’re The Heroes We Need Award to Laura:


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carrie is a nine to five office dweller in massachusetts. she loves waves, ​collects skateboards and is perpetually planning her escape from the northeast.

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