Feel like Lena Headley’s following you? Maybe you should slow down and let her catch you!
“An infographic of statistics from L Word sex scenes may be the most peak Riese thing ever published here.”
“Proud Gemini here – we invented parties and the double-ended dildo, so keep sipping that Hateorade.”
“Everything’s better topped with Brie.”
“Is there anything gayer than inventing AI in your basement so you have someone to talk to about your ex?”
“Untitled Goose Game has a title, and it’s BE GAY DO CRIMES.”
“I’ve always found the word ‘spreadsheet’ low-key dirty sounding, because I’m an eternal twelve year-old.”
“Who will be the first to put ‘climb in my fur, baby’ in their Tinder bio?”
“I went out last night with another Rachel…it wasn’t super awkward until she told me her ex’s name is Rachel.”
“Does this mean Stef is now eligible to be featured on No Filter?”
“I can’t get wifi in my backyard, but they have it on the SPACE STATION?”
“Leia…I am your mommi.”
Real talk, I’ve gotten a boyfriend and two girlfriends just by saying, “do you wanna make out?”
*THIS* is how you party in Mykonos.
“I posted that photo just to be included in No Filter.”
YOU LETTERED IN BEING THIRSTY I LOVE IT I LOVE YOU!
“Hello, is this a safe space where we can discuss the complete emotional dismantling perpetrated by Heather Hogan’s letter accompanying the fundraiser?”
“I’ve been a fan of soccer since Megan Rapinoe said she wasn’t going to ‘to the f*cking White House.’ So, two weeks. But this is giving me so much life! Pulling up to fandom with the U-Haul.”
“I wasn’t a sports gay until this article and now I love sports.”
“Baby Glum, definitely. Maybe to the tune of ‘Baby Shark’?”