“I too have attracted more quality human beings since I came out. Also quality cats and dogs but I am not sure it’s related.”

“‘Tank Girl’ prepared me for living in queer punk houses & having no running water. Lori Petty forever.”

“Lesbian tennis elbow is real…and not just for tennis enthusiasts.”

“Three seasons of watching Niecy Nash in those jumpsuits on ‘Claws,’ I feel like I willed this into existence.”

“The world needs an all-queer band of string players called Homosexually Charged Violins now more than ever.”

“Oh, and the sex, obviously.”

“Marry me so we can live in a tiny house!”

“James is a great man who let Bette Porter yell at him all the time and never complained. He was Bette’s most loyal bottom.”

“There’s no way a straight person could yearn like Taylor Swift does.”

“I too am in ‘active negotiations’ to include LGBT content in my holidays – by setting up an OkCupid profile.”

“I wish I were a Magnificent Melissa, but if we’re being honest, I’m at BEST a Smiling Rob.”

“How can I become a member of the Wubble? Just curious.”

“How many people are in bed with Janelle Monáe?!”

“Yesterday I thought to myself, ‘I wonder what GayStew is doing in quarantine?’ And this morning I find myself reading this.”

“The entire concept of a warrior nun is queer – if there’s no rainbow content, I’m gonna fight someone.”

“When life gives you Leonards, make Leonard-ade.”

“Wearing pants? In this economy?”

“Can’t wait to see who else’s subconscious is ALSO going through a Rolodex of their exes!”

“Magic Wand as mic is always SO GOOD.”

“Could you not have shipped out some PPE before we read this article? I just spit out my tea laughing, and probably infected the tomato plants.”