“Hello, is this a safe space where we can discuss the complete emotional dismantling perpetrated by Heather Hogan’s letter accompanying the fundraiser?”

“I’ve been a fan of soccer since Megan Rapinoe said she wasn’t going to ‘to the f*cking White House.’ So, two weeks. But this is giving me so much life! Pulling up to fandom with the U-Haul.”

“I wasn’t a sports gay until this article and now I love sports.”

“Baby Glum, definitely. Maybe to the tune of ‘Baby Shark’?”

“Happy to see Lost and Delirious finally getting all the recognition it deserves after its cruel snub on the dead lesbians of television list!”

“Rosanna Arquette as Cherie Jaffe is *definitely* Mommi.”

Plus top hat-shaped holes in our hearts, what if the brownies were gay tho?, and polar bear flirting facts.

“No cops at Pride, just a group of queers eating through these thousands of cookies that I brought from home.”

“IDK why the basket of fruit sent me over the edge, like, queer women have really been gay disasters since the dawn of time.”

“Turns out there’s nothing better than f*cking under cover of deep, tall grass in the sunshine. Currently protecting my field spot like a dragon.”

“If Katie McGrath could spend her one precious month of Supergirl hiatus to go on the other side of the globe, where every spider is a killer, to kiss women on screen again, I can face another day of my gay life.”

“Please would you like to bang? I think you’re glorious.”

“Call me by my/your name.”

“Relationship Milestone: Buying a two-pack of coconut oil to make vegan gingerbread for her, then never hanging out again.”

“I didn’t know that all I wanted was a movie where lesbian Kate Winslet travels back in time for dinosaur adventures until I was misled by this graphic.”

“Don’t [email protected] me.”

If you wanna be my lover…

There are no accidents.

“I found Autostraddle while googling ‘how do you know if you should leave your girlfriend?’ And reader, I did leave her. And then I went to an Autostraddle meet-up and met the lady knight of my wildest dreams.”

“Thank you for blessing us with the phrase ‘kitchen top,’ because I think that’s my actual alignment.”