Milk is not a sexy beverage.
Will it fit? Only one way to find out!
“I finally understand why the straights were so worried we were going to ruin marriage. Apparently, they wanted to do it themselves.”
Mommi Mia, here we go again.
“Can confirm bisexuality to be even more luxurious than a fancy tin can.”
THEY CAN’T TAKE OUR SHINE.
“Hey, so that hot friend of yours: is she… ya know, ODD?”
“I came out as bisexual 15 years ago and yet, somehow, that picture is my root.”
“Anyone who’s seen Fried Green Tomatoes knows that the secret’s in the sauce.”
“Live from my wet dreams, it’s Saturday Night!”
“In television, you either die a hero, or live long enough to become Ilene Chaiken.”
“What if my pet is a sourdough starter named Sue Perkins?”
DO NOT use genitalia as a champagne flute.
“I had a friend once describe this movie as ‘a sexual harassment lawsuit with the cinematography of a Hallmark commercial’ and looking at the weirdly lit screen shots, I’d say that sounds pretty apt.”
“Glad to see my initial horror at being sent from Autostraddle to an article titled “Murderer Fingered By Parrot” was at least partially misplaced.”
“Are they dancing? Are they grappling? Are they whispering secrets in each others’ ears? I am not familiar with this approach to therapy.”
I don’t know what to do with this week, so get in here and laugh with me.
GALENTINE’S DAY IS OURS NOW.
It’s been A Week! Get in here and laugh with me.