It is a truth universally acknowledged that queer woman are more likely to have cats, and also to have had a crush on Blake Lively ever since the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants was a thing.
“How can one acquire these ‘sexish sex eyes?’ Asking for a friend.”
“I threw all my chicken soup out the window upon reading this, for IT WILL NOURISH ME FOREVER.”
“All my favorite lesbian love stories start when the hats align.”
“A million little sweet figs for the person who wrote ‘once I cheated on my life partner with a wall in a jail.'”
Every day we stray further from Darren.
If ‘Cuddle Top’ is not already a thing, I will make it one.
“Come for the lesbian hotel, stay for the euthanasia.”
Some people are worth melting for.
“Who’s lain on the floor, realizing they’ve been lied to as they were laid there?”
“HOW ARE YOU CUTTING ONIONS IN MY APARTMENT FROM SO FAR AWAY”
“I’M YELLING AT YOU BUT ONLY TO TELL YOU YOU’RE GREAT.”
“I was intrigued when I saw the phrase ‘DM Culture,’ until I realized they didn’t mean Dungeon Master.”
“I really think Lane Bryant is missing an opportunity to reclaim ‘Come To My Window’ from Applebee’s by not offering Reneice a million dollars for that one photo. You know the one I mean.”
“Every conversion into Hayley Kiyoko fanhood that I enable makes me feel more holy and closer to g-d.”
Twenty Gayteen and everywhere is shaking!
We may not live in four-berry households, but we are definitely living four-berry lives.
Y’all have a lot of feelings about Disney princesses.
In the grand scheme of things, we’re really all just here for Cate Blanchett’s boobs.
“What’s the acceptable dressing for a Man Salad? Crude oil? Turpentine?”