The Best Cyber Monday 2014 Deals Ever

It’s Cyber Monday, when retailers go for the agoraphobic dollar and we relish the opportunity to shop in our underpants. Cyber Monday Deals for the whole chosen family! In this post we’ll give you the scoop on retailers offering big discounts and also on ten things that you could buy if you wanted to but no pressure.

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Top Ten Cyber Monday Deals For You

1. Dyson DC65 Animal Upright Vacuum Cleaner – $439.99 ($160 off)


This vacuum changed KaeLyn’s life, but the price tag was hard to swallow. Amazon’s got all its Dyson’s Vacuums on sale for CyberMonday and KaeLyn’s chosen situation is $160 less than usual, if you’d like to treat yourself.

2. The Coach Tour Dress from Modcloth (25% off)


Do you have this dress yet? A lot of other people have this dress (Laneia has this dress!), and you wanna know why? BECAUSE ITS’ A GREAT DRESS. Also, it’ll never be on sale so this is your big chance to have it for around $37 instead of $49.99!

3. Indie Food & Spirits from Mouth (20% off with code BIGMOUTH20)

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Mouth aims to get the best, most delicious and most interesting indie food products into your mouth while helping indie food makers stay in business. There are gift sets like “Vegan Holiday Treats,” “Grilled Cheese, Please,” “Hot Stuff Taster” and “Bringing Home the Bacon.” There are subscriptions like “Bourbon Every Month” and “Chocolate Every Month” — or “Cravings Every Month” for your pregnant girlfriend. They’ve got your birthday in a bag, your cocktail party in a bag and a hot toddy in a bag. You can also pick up individual food items, search by dietary restrictions or flavor profile or check out the plethora of spirits (also sold at their brick-and-mortar location in Brooklyn).

4. BarkBox (10% off + 1 free box w/3-month, 2 free boxes w/6-month, 3 free boxes w/12-month subscription with code AFF123) 


If you know your gift recipient’s dog’s size, then you’ve got all the info you need to sign them up for BarkBox. Every month a box containing products and presents for the dog will arrive, containing “anything from toys, bone and all-natural treats to hygiene products and innovative new gadgets!” Plus 10% of BarkBox profits support animal rescue groups.

5. Zwilling J.A. Henckels International Statement 12-Piece Knife Set ($99, down from $262)


Your dream of owning a $262 knife set has never been closer to you as it is in this moment.

 6. TOMS Galaxy Shoes (25% off)


You can wear these on your next trip to outer space!

7. Moleskine Collection (50% Off)


All Moleskine journals are 50% off today at Barnes & Noble, so I hope you have your feelings ready.

8. Campfire Candle by Square Trade Goods (20% off)


It’s a candle that smells like a campfire! YOU GUYS.

9. Kawaii Hooded Panda Bathrobe – $17.99 (40% off)


I sort of just want this model to be my friend though.

10. FRYE Women’s Wyatt Harness Short Western Boot (50% off)

bootsThese boots are usually $297.95 but today they’re only $148! HOW ABOUT THAT MAGIC?

Cyber Monday Discounts 40% – 80% Off

These merchants are offering huge Cyber Monday discounts on some or all of their merchandise today.

Alloy – Free Shipping over $100
40% off Everything

Seriously just so many sales

50% Off Everything

Karmaloop (Free Shipping)
40% off Everything with code: BREAKINTERNET

Kay Jewelers (Free Shipping)
Save up to 50% at

dELiA*s (Free Shipping with code CYBER50)
50% Off everything

The Gap (Free Shipping for $50+)
40% off Everything
Up to 50% Off The Best of Daily Deals
Save 50% off or more on select hotels

Junk Food Clothing
40% off with code CYBERSHOP

Lane Bryant (Free Shipping)
50% off Everything w/code CYBERCHICLB

Le Mystere
Save up to 40%

Old Navy (Free Shipping for $50+)
40% off everything with code CYBER

PetSmart (Free Shipping)
Save up to 60%

Public Bikes
Bikes starting at $199, gear discounted up to 80% off

ThinkGeek (Free Shipping)
Up to 60% Off 100+ Items

Cyber Monday Discounts 15% – 35% Off or Other Deals

These merchants are offering up to 35% off today.

Alternative Apparel (Free Shipping with code CYBER354)
35% off everything

20% off everything with code INDIE20

Babeland (Free Shipping)
15% off everything with code CYBERSAVE

Barnes & Noble
30% off a Selection of DVDs and 50% off Home & Gift Items

Best Buy
Cyber Monday Deals Sitewide

Save 10% on any order placed on or with a maximum discount of $20 per order.

Bloomingdales (Free Shipping)
Take 25% off regular and sale price items

Charlotte Russe (Free Shipping)
Take 30% off everything PLUS $15 off $75 and $25 off $100

30% off everything

Cost Plus World Market (Free Shipping for $100+ w/code supercyber)
20% off sitewide

Design Within Reach
Save 15% on specially marked desks, task chairs, shelving and storage designed to help you be more productive.

Eddie Bauer (Free Shipping with code FROSTY)
30% Off everything

Harry & David
10% off $49+, 15% off $99+, and 20% off $149+ with code “HOLIDAY”

25% Off Sitewide

20% off with code BIGMOUTH20

Need Supply
20% off everything with code CYBER20.

Sally Beauty Supply
Save 30% on $50 online orders with promo code 555122

Scoutmob Shoppe
20% off everything

Sephora – Free Shipping for orders over $25 with code SHIPNOW
Receive a Cyber Monday Mystery Sample Bag with any C$35 purchase. Use code: SURPRISE

15% – 25% off with Promo Code GOBIG14

Save 25% off sitewide with code ‘BLACK25’ 

Buy one $75 gift card, get the second one 25% off

Sports Authority
Shop Cyber 2-Day Deals In Store and Online at

Cyber Week Savings

Things You Never Even Knew Existed
10% off all orders $50 or more with code TYSAVE10114D

25% off select TOMS styles with code CHEER

20% off select items

Torrid -(Free Shipping with code CYBER14)
30% Off Reg Price and 50% Off Clearance w/code CYBER14

Vosges Haut-Chocolat (Free Shipping on $75+ orders w/code SUPERDARK)
15% off sitewide

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  1. I have a J.A. Henckels chef’s knife and I love it so much, one vote here for J.A. Henckels knife set

    • that’s reassuring, I just went and bought the set and was like “I bought you knives, gf! You said you wanted knives! I win at Christmas!” and she was like,”I don’t remember that?” but I am hoping it will come and she will be like “Look at the pretty, buy your mom that teapot she was talking about, this is for me.”

      We’ll see I guess.

    • I didn’t know about that. I did hear something on NPR a while back about how they are supposed to be giving shoes to kids because you can’t go to school if you don’t have shoes. But, they distribute the shoes almost exclusively in Christian schools to kids who already have shoes or they wouldn’t be in the school to get the shoes in the first place. So not only are you screwed if you’re not Christian or if you’re a local shoemaker being undermined by this, you’re also screwed if you actually need some shoes to go to school to begin with. The whole thing makes no sense.


      That is the link to the story on Toms partnering up with Focus on the (heterosexual) Family.

      Toms gives shoes to lots of non-christian schools too- I’ve worked in a few low income areas where Toms shoes are delivered by the subaru-load. HOWEVER, they are not the cute, galaxy printed or sparkly toms for which people pay $42.37 at Nordstrom Rack. But they do give shoes to kiddos who would normally not have the money for another pair.

  2. I actually am friends with the Panda Model. Her name is Hannah and she works at ThinkGeek in HR. She’s super nice, has an adorable tiny dog, and is straight. But she was one of the first people I didn’t know well that I told I was trans, and she was super supportive and helpful all the way through. :)

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