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TV Feature

30 Alternatives to “I Want You to Run Me Over With a Car,” Courtesy of Villanelle from “Killing Eve”

12. Punch me in line for prison cabbage

Rachel April 30, 2019 22 Comments
First Person

You’re Just You: An Accidental Love Letter to Los Angeles

“Towards the end of the night you fall and tear the skin on your knee. But you pop back up and keep skating. You’re relieved. Now that you’ve fallen once you know you’ll be okay.”

Drew Burnett Gregory April 30, 2019 22 Comments
Breakups

For Your Consideration: Asking for Directions

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but it is perfectly fine and legal to ask someone for directions when you are lost.

Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya April 30, 2019 12 Comments
Movie Features

15 Gayest Moments From “Avengers: Endgame,” Which Was Great But Unfortunately Not Gay

I pulled these nuggets of little gold from all three hours of Endgame and I cannot wait to re-live them in obsessive, snarky detail with you!

Carmen Phillips April 29, 2019 32 Comments
TV Feature

Potential Trend Alert: Anne Lister Collected Her Ex-Lovers’ Pubic Hair, Kept Them In Lockets

“She soon gave me the golden lock – threw herself on the chair by me. We wept (& kissed).”

Heather Hogan April 29, 2019 25 Comments
TV Show Recaps

“Supergirl” Episode 419 Recap: A Dream(er) is a Wish Your Heart Makes

Alex and Kelly help James with his PTSD while Lena confides in Kara and Dreamer is an inspiration to us all.

Valerie Anne April 29, 2019 8 Comments
TV Reviews

“She-Ra and the Princesses of Power” Season Two Is Even More Hopeful (and Gay)

The Gay Agenda returns!

Heather Hogan April 29, 2019 19 Comments
Society + Culture

Also.Also.Also: New Research Suggests Men Don’t Know What They’re Talking About, Women Are Fine Without Them

Plus: Springtime Mary Oliver from the Atlantic archives, ButchCamp, grandparents are getting more gay-friendly, the stuntwomen of the MCU, teenage lesbians trolling homophobic politicians, and oh so much more.

Heather Hogan April 29, 2019 8 Comments
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Podcasts The L Word

“To L and Back” L Word Podcast Episode 104: Longing

Did you know that the Autostraddle.com post for each episode of To L and Back contains a VERY useful index of ideas and trivia referenced in the episode? Because it does!

Riese April 29, 2019 17 Comments
Breakups Hair

How To Change Your Hair Dramatically After a Breakup

Seize control of your image! Be hot as a form of revenge! Do it for you! Just feel good about something in a time when it’s so easy to feel bad about everything!

Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya April 29, 2019 17 Comments
Society + Culture

Sunday Funday Stans This Lesbian Couple Who Met Touring With Beyoncé

Plus: #LesbianVisibilityDay tweets you may have missed, more confirmation on Star Trek’s gayness, Roxane Gay’s new magazine, a post-Bar/Bat Mitzvah educational program for non-binary Jewish youth, and more!

Ari April 28, 2019 4 Comments
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NSFW Sunday

NSFW Lesbosexy Sunday Is Warming Up The Bluetooth Vibrator

Sex-toy hacking is probably overblown. Plus how to be together in a relationship, what makes a good sub and more.

Ryan Yates April 28, 2019 3 Comments
Recipes

Femme Brûlée: Peanut Butter Pretzel Bars

This recipe is perfect for this time of year when summer is approaching and a decadent treat is in order but the rising temperatures might already have you pushing the breaks on using the oven.

Reneice Charles April 27, 2019 8 Comments
Webcomics

Baopu #59: Memory Train Making Local Stops

“I have a habit of searching for memories in the future.”

Yao Xiao April 27, 2019 8 Comments
Podcasts The L Word

“To L and Back” Special Episode: A Delightful Interview With Guinevere Turner

“I was always saying like: I want more drugs, I want more trans people and I want dildos!”

Riese April 26, 2019 17 Comments
TV Show Recaps

Boobs on Your Tube: Cameron Esposito Almost Breaks Rosa’s Heart on “Brooklyn Nine-Nine”

Plus: Petra woos JR some more, a season wrap-up on Madam Secretary, a witchy revelation on Charmed, Hen saves the day on 9-1-1, and a polyamorous bisexual surprise (in a good way!) on S.W.A.T.!

The TV Team April 26, 2019 15 Comments
Sex

Queer Sex Coven: F*ck a Candle, Find Your Perfect Partner

Are you lonely? Horny? Stop being a muggle and act like the witch that you are. Have sex with a candle to summon your perfect partner.

Sophie Saint Thomas April 26, 2019 13 Comments
Straddleverse

FRIDAY OPEN THREAD: What’s Your Karaoke Song?

Does anyone want to do some backup vocals for me on “Since U Been Gone”?

Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya April 26, 2019 64 Comments
Straddleverse

The Comment Awards Are Dating Their Doppelgängers

“Call me by my/your name.”

Darcy April 26, 2019 12 Comments
Friendship

Getting in Bed With Kristin: Making Friends, Making Dates, Making Podcasts

Plus: Sam in a basket!

Kristin April 26, 2019 4 Comments
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