Weird Shit People Ask Me at This Dumb Restaurant Job
Ha ha! I’m quitting my job next month! Hahahahahaha!
Rejection Letters Are Good For You, Especially When They’re Not For You
Carmen’s Team Pick: That’s what rejection letters are y’all. They’re just mistakes.
Thanksgiving Open Thread: Time to Stuff a Tofurkey With Your Feelings
It’s our third annual Thanksgiving open thread and when you’re here — you’re family. You’re TOTALLY family.
Jamey Rodemeyer’s Bullies Won’t Be Charged Criminally — What’s Our Best Next Step?
14-year-old Jamey Rodemeyer’s bullies won’t be charged criminally. So what can be done to prevent this from happening again?
Female Comedy Writers Help Bring Us Closer to Lesbos on TV
“Can you just make her seem like a person?”
“2 Broke Girls” And The Very Christmas Thanksgiving
Caroline drinks a Mexican 9 hour energy drink with disastrous results.
Tis the Season to Buy a Blazer
This Black Friday I suggest we all gallantly go out amongst the sobbing mothers and vomiting children and seek our dirt-cheap-deal fortune. This Black Friday, we should all buy ourselves blazers.
NYMag Sex Diaries Features Weed-Smoking Bicoastal Lesbian
We’re 99% sure it’s not Ilene Chaiken.
Scenarios USA addresses Gender and Power through Youth Scripted Films
Jamie’s Team Pick: An awesome opportunity for youth to get their voices heard through an original screenplay!
Brandon McInerney Will Go to Jail for 21 Years for Killing Larry King
“Prosecutors said the first trial showed that the case was too emotional to take to trial a second time. “The first jury was unable to keep their emotions out of it,”
Playlist: Keep Calm And Carry On
A little dose of audio xanax.
Watch Girl/Girl Scene Webseries, See Hot Ladies, Panties, Sexy Things
Whitney’s Team Pick: If you watch Girl/Girl Scene, I promise you’ll see: 1.) Hot ladies. 2.) Hot ladies. 3.) Hot ladies doing it.
The Nerdiest Holiday Gift Guide
Don’t know what to get that nerdy cuddle buddy in time for the holidays? Or need help wink-nudging that bad-gift-getting significant other of yours? I’ve got you covered.
Get Baked: Maple-Balsamic Chicken
This maple-balsamic chicken is a simple, easy dish with a delicious flavour.
My First Time: The 39th Annual American Music Awards Celebration of Life
“The artists and songs recognized at the AMAs are all the music KISS 107.9 plays on repeat all day long.”
What Do You Wish You Learned In Sex Ed?
What if your teachers could have taught you what you really needed to know about sex?
Get Toasted: Flaming Cinnamon Martini
For when you want to put something besides turkey in your mouth on Thanksgiving.
Penn State Scandal: Everybody’s Talking About How Nobody’s Talking About Homosexuality
One side blames homophobia for the cover-up and reluctance to intervene, the other side blames anti-homophobia for the media’s apparent reluctance to equate homosexuality with pedophilia!
Take A Look, It’s In a Book: Autostraddle’s 2012 Calendar Could Be Yours Forever
We made this for you!
Cameras Are a Queer’s Best Friend: The Holiday DSLR Guide
Why don’t you take a picture? It’ll last longer.