Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for April 2022
May your mind have spaciousness and rest this month. May your movements be slow and beautiful. May your body be held by time.
Birds on Your Tube: Sapphic Smooching Is Back on “Charmed”
Plus updates on All American, Noami, and the queer cheftestants on Top Chef!
Bury Your Dogs: 37 Dog Characters Who Died In TV and Film, and How
From Old Yeller to Biscuit, paying tribute to the dogs that were ripped out of our arms by the lords of the teevee and cinema.
Top 8 Songs My Moms Sing To Me About Me
i love you
you’re tiny
let’s go outside and pee pee
Birds in the TV Is as Good as Birds in the Window
My favorite channels to watch are Birder King and Bird Bonanza.
Hey — We Need To Talk About Tarantulas
“Everyone loves a dog that can hoop, or a dog that can save a kid from a well, but no one, and I mean no one, loves a tarantula.”
QUIZ: Which Of Our Cats and Dogs Are You?
Are you a Lola, a Carol, a Buckett, a Socks, a Tubbs, a Winona, a Zucchini or a Mya? There is simply one way for you to find out and it is this quiz!!!
The Comment Awards Are Sliding Into Your DMs (Dog Messages)
What do you think comments taste like? Do you think they taste like salmon cookies or like chicken cookies? I HOPE IT’S SALMON.
A Review of Nicole’s “New” Girlfriend of Four Years by Their Dog Mya
“Since Sadie has come into our lives, the chance of meats dropping on the floor has increased from Zero to Some More.”
Editor’s Notes: Animalstraddle
Now is the time to seize the day (for animals!)
Also. Also. Also: JoJo Siwa Is “Very Very Happy” In New Relationship, Keeping the JoJo Happiness Brand Strong
Dove Cameron’s music video drop for the spring queer pop anthem “Boyfriend” and let’s celebrate Black trans people in love this Trans Day of Visibility.
The Autostraddle Insider Issue 90, March 2022
“currently googling disobedience + spit”
“Good Trouble” Episode 404 Recap: Mariana’s No Good, Very Bad Day
MARIANA. WHAT ARE YOU DOING???
Notes for a Queer Homemaker: How To Clean Your Kitchen
My hope in crafting this guide for cleaning your kitchen is that it makes the task never feel daunting, even when your kitchen is absolutely a mess – and believe me, your kitchen will be a mess more than once if you use it as it’s intended to be used.
Autostraddle March Madness: Better Halves — GROWN
Isn’t that the point — to be able to search and connect outside of your real life and sometimes find that solace or sameness that you’re in search of?
80 Queer and Feminist Books Coming Out Spring 2022
The weather is getting warmer and the LGBTQ+ books are only getting hotter! Queer book lovers, get ready we have all your spring blanket reading needs covered.
The Catch-22 of Being a Trans Woman Athlete
A trans woman athlete’s thoughts on having her identity under public attack while feeling neglected by her community.
A Conversation With Jhani Randhawa About Their Poetry Collection “Time Regime”
In this creative nonfiction+artist interview chimera, Almah LaVon Rice reviews the poetry collection Time Regime and wanders its estuaries with author Jhani Randhawa.
Killing Eve’s Final Season Proves The Only Person Eve Was Ever Fooling Was Herself
Sorry Baby.
Pop Culture Fix: Get Ready for “Crush,” Hulu’s New “Very Gay” Rom-Com
Okay Ariana DeBose is NOT single, Lady Gaga does NOT want to get coffee with Caitlyn Jenner, and Batwoman still has NOT been renewed for season four.