Results for: book
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The Comment Awards Are Swinging for the Fences
“‘A complete homosexual extravaganza?’ Sounds like I finally got an answer to what I want to be when I grow up!”
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The Comment Awards Are Racing Rainbow Road
“MAKE TRANS ICON BIRDO A MAIN PLAYABLE CHARACTER IN MARIO CART, YOU COWARDS!”
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The Comment Awards Are Arguing Over the Gayest American Girl Doll
“I humbly submit for consideration Molly’s extended meditation on why her teacher’s hair is so shiny.”
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The Comment Awards Are Remembering the Girls Who Wore Abercrombie & Fitch
“old & queer!!! i am also all caps excited! but typing lowercase for aesthetic!!”
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The Comment Awards Are Putting ‘Dirty Computer’ On Repeat
“I saved this article when I was a closeted 17-year-old kid: I think this was the first time I realized what non-binary meant! Anyway, I’m 21 now, and now in college I get to dress like this every day and it’s fuckin awesome!”
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The Comment Awards Are Watching Old Dykes On Tiktok
“I am 100% buying this book with the money my homophobic aunt and uncle gave me for the holidays!”
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The Comment Awards Are Thirty Going on Thirteen
“Someday I’m gonna be a sexy spinster with a house full of ethically sourced dead ravens AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!”
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The Comment Awards Just Met a Dame with Enormous Dignity
“The last verse of ‘Puff the Magic Dragon’ sets me off.”
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The Comment Awards Are Running Into the New Year
“Thinking about the stud who hit on me in Penn Station. They were so smooth that I’m still thinking about it three years later.”
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The Comment Awards Will See You at Abbot Elementary
“Now I’m very excited for another Autostraddle article in another 11 years adding even more editorial inserts to Kayla’s current editorial inserts.”
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The Comment Awards Are Traversing Time and Space to Love and Eat Cabbage
“Francine was almost definitely my root, so this is very affirming.”
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The Comment Awards Know: There Are No Accidents
“Best moment is being in a room full of gays singing along to the Golden Girls theme song!”
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The Comment Awards Are Snowed In
“Glad to see that Harold has finally learned about lesbians!”
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The Comment Awards Are Ranking Fanfic Tropes
I read the headline and whispered to myself: “there is only one bed!!!“
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The Comment Awards Are Gonna Climb Every Mountain
“If you’re looking for me I’ll be snail mailing my glands, sweetbreads, and variety meats to Gigi.”
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The Comment Awards Are Really Into the Void
“The last quiz revealed I am Anne Lister’s boots. Now my gender is ‘a tiny piece of arugula stuck between Tilda Swinton’s teeth.’ I can see where this is coming from but I am starting to feel slightly concerned.”
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The Comment Awards Are Making Magic in Cloverleaf Corners
“I’m sure Jamie Clayton wasn’t actually suggesting that they celebrate by topping each other with a Magic Wand, but…”
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The Comment Awards Are Bringing Home the Gold
“I’ll accept it if the term for sapphic angst is ‘wulluwing.'”
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The Comment Awards Are Strapping On Their Toolbelt
“I asked my partner what they’d do if I showed up like ‘I heard you had something that needs hammering’ and they acted like they didn’t hear me.”
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The Comment Awards Are Realizing the Error of their Heterosexuality
“Snail4snail seems to be a very good match, I can say.”