“An infographic of statistics from L Word sex scenes may be the most peak Riese thing ever published here.”

“Proud Gemini here – we invented parties and the double-ended dildo, so keep sipping that Hateorade.”

“Everything’s better topped with Brie.”

“Is there anything gayer than inventing AI in your basement so you have someone to talk to about your ex?”

“Untitled Goose Game has a title, and it’s BE GAY DO CRIMES.”

“I’ve always found the word ‘spreadsheet’ low-key dirty sounding, because I’m an eternal twelve year-old.”

“Who will be the first to put ‘climb in my fur, baby’ in their Tinder bio?”

“I went out last night with another Rachel…it wasn’t super awkward until she told me her ex’s name is Rachel.”

“Does this mean Stef is now eligible to be featured on No Filter?”

“I can’t get wifi in my backyard, but they have it on the SPACE STATION?”