Rick Perry Gets Sunday Schooled by Christian Teen Sisters
Gabby’s Team Pick: Even Christians don’t like Rick Perry’s dumbass commercial.
Sunday Funday Is Festive And Gay, Also Full Of Cute Animals
Good news, now with animals!
Holigay Gift Guide: Sexy Sexalicious Sexathonical Edition
In which we provide a list of sex-related gifts and would like to know if you’ve ever given or received one yourself and if you liked it, etc.
Ad History: Douching With Lysol For True Romance
No actually, you really really really shouldn’t.
NSFW Saturday: It’s Lindsay Lohan in Playboy, Naked!
I hear the articles in this issue are particularly interesting. (Sidenote: This is legitimately NSFW)
Glee 308 Recap: Hold On To Sixteen And Your Lunch As Long As You Can
SPOILER ALERT: Finn Hudson is a golden god!!!!!!
Obama and Hillary Officially Care About Global Gay Rights, a.k.a. “Human Rights”
The Obama administration’s decision to take treatment of gays and lesbians into account when making foreign aid decisions is actually really historic, and here’s why.
Holigay Gift Guide: Sports Edition
This is a gift guide for your friend that likes sports or your college-aged brother.
Things I Read That I Love #4
Topics include Trader Joe’s, symbolism, teacher-student affairs, muzack, quinceañeras and The West Memphis Three!
Get Yours: It’s a Brand New Style of Autostraddle T-Shirt!
This t-shirt would look really cute on you or really anyone you know. It’s that cute. It will probably sell out so GET ON IT.
Newt Gingrich’s Lesbian Half-Sister Is Delightful on Rachel Maddow
Candace Gingrich-Jones on Rachel Maddow = Pure Bliss.
Judge Walker Still Gay, Still Totally Competent To Rule on Prop 8
In case you were worried we hadn’t spent enough time discussing Judge Walker’s gayness.
Virginity “So Uncool” According To Jessica Valenti
Valenti’s new documentary takes on virginity lovers for rolling back women’s rights.
Rick Perry’s Totally, Completely Offensive Campaign Ad is Totally, Completely Offensive
Rick Perry just put out a new campaign ad where he’s totally bummed out that “gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can’t… pray in school.” Oh, also his chief pollster is gay!
Get a Cat, Save a Cat With The Teal Cat Project
Jamie’s Team Pick: Cats for cats!
Occupy DC Preserves Message, Not Unions
Solidarity forever, or something like that.
The Language of Getting You Laid
Want to check the mimicry between you and your romantic interest? There’s an app for that.
Autostraddle Party In Los Angeles: 2012 Calendar Release Blowout!
What better way to celebrate the release of the 2012 Autostraddle Calendar than with a bunch of drunk lesbians in West Hollywood?
Lindsay Lohan’s Giving Ellen Her Only “Playboy” Interview, Keeping it In the Family
Lindsay Lohan’s only doing one interview about her Playboy photoshoot – and it’s with Ellen Degeneres.
Holigay Gift Guide: Gift a F*cking Book
When you give the gift of reading, you’re giving two gifts — the book, and the gift of reading that you get from reading the book. Does that make sense?