Results for: dead to me
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The Comment Awards Are Eating All the Leftovers
“As always, Tina has a lot to answer for.”
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The Comment Awards Are Thirty Going on Thirteen
“Someday I’m gonna be a sexy spinster with a house full of ethically sourced dead ravens AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!”
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The Comment Awards Are Turning Into Butterflies
“Tits the season.”
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The Comment Awards Are Running Laps Around the Garden
“When life gives you Leonards, make Leonard-ade.”
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The Comment Awards Are Breathing Deep and Voting Early
“She had me at ‘OI! DEAD BOYFRIEND! IT’S OVER, MATE!'”
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The Comment Awards Are Together in the Gay Wilderness
“The requirements for these merit badges are… different than I remember.”
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The Comment Awards Are Cuddling Up With Ghosts
“‘Opportunity to be ghosted by Kristen Stewart’ was my knee-jerk dad joke response.”
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The Comment Awards Are Going for a Double Double
“Would absolutely watch this movie directed by Celine Sciamma.”
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The Comment Awards Are Posting The Very Best Thirst Traps, TYVM
“I posted that photo just to be included in No Filter.”
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The Comment Awards Are Sex Benching
“No cops at Pride, just a group of queers eating through these thousands of cookies that I brought from home.”
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The Comment Awards are Carolstraddling Into the Sunset
“Don’t c@ me.”
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The Comment Awards Think You’re Hot and You Can Too
“If Erin Sullivan has taught me anything, it’s that someone will try to use a bath bomb as a dildo.”
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The Comment Awards Are Kissing by the Side of the Road
Twenty Gayteen and everywhere is shaking!
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The Comment Awards Are Sixty-Nining
In the grand scheme of things, we’re really all just here for Cate Blanchett’s boobs.
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The Comment Awards Are Full of Hope
Pickles and bee butts and rumors, oh my!
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The Comment Awards Are Friends With Their Exes
“Talk about draining conversations.”
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The Comment Awards Are Joining Cindr
We’ve got cosmonauts, laundry tips for misandrist vampires, and a lot of puns about those fellows at Pompeii — too soon?
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The Comment Awards Are Avenging Barb
We’ve got Mike Pence as the Demagorgon, leprosy-based seduction (like you do), and threesomes with your boss!
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The Comment Awards Are Matrimonial Superheroes
We’ve got gal pals, space nuns, life in Gilead, and lots of important thoughts on Lauren Morelli’s wedding cape!
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The Comment Awards Are, Like, So Gay, Dude
Throw over your men and come to the Comment Awards!