The Comment Awards Are Friends With Their Exes

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Hi, babes! Your hair looks great today! I CANNOT WAIT TO WATCH JESSICA JONES BUT I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW BECAUSE TONIGHT I AM SEEING A WRINKLE IN TIME, thanks for asking!

This week, Raquel went to Lesbians Who Tech.

Are you reading this from inside the stomach of a dinosaur? MAYBE.

Take My Wife is now available on iTunes! Both seasons! Riese and Heather watched it all, and were thrilled.

In news that should surprise no one, Erin has out-Erin’d herself, and is undertaking a project called 30 Days of CarolInvite me ’round!

I have a crush on every single person in this week’s No Filter. That’s totally normal and healthy, right? I’m fine.

TRIVIAAAAAAAAAA!

And then there were your comments!


On Monday Roundtable: Our Most Incorrect Childhood Beliefs:

The Peach Emoji Award to Isabel and thatottergirl

I used to think Peach Cobbler was a profession.

On 30 Days of Carol: Day Two – What’s Your Carol Alignment?

The “Say It’s Carol Singers” Award to Kristana:

I saw my ship* come sailing in, Come sailing in, come sailing in, I saw my ship come sailing in, On Autostraddle in the morning *Therese and Carol

And the Haven’t Thought About Him All Day Award to Sally, Carmen SanDiego, and Erin:

Sally: How hard was it to put any of the men in the good section / Carmen: That must have been the hardest part of the whole month of Carol / Erin: And Richard at that!

On How To Be Friends With Your Ex:

The Planned Obsolescence Award to Adèle:

Stef: Carolyn, charge your phone. Adele: Talk about draining conversations!

On No Filter: Sarah Paulson and Holland Taylor Have Killed Me and I Am Dead Now, Goodbye:

The ‘Rents Are All Right Award to Jeanna:

Sarah Paulson and Holland Taylor are real life Mommi and Daddy and no one will ever convince me otherwise.

On 30 Days of Carol: Day Four – Meet the Hero Who Contributed to Carol’s Oscar Nod:

The 30 Days of Maggie Award to Maggie:

Everyone! Maggie here. Just letting you know, I’m single *wink* and that wall is above my bed *double wink which I guess is just a blink* So…invite me ’round!

On Pop Culture Fix: Ilene Chaiken Aided By Marina After Crashing Her Car Outside The Planet and Other Inspirational Tales:

The True Detective Award to Freakazoid and Lucky#19:

Freakazoid: "Ok, so crazy theory. Could it possible be that Ilene Chaiken was punishing her Marina and it all went out of hands and straight to hell and now she’s punishing all of us by proxy?" / Lucky # 19: "Spoiler alert: She’s also punishing herself by killing her younger self (Jenny) and making the primary suspect her older self (Bette). I feel like there was a LOT of stuff there to sort through in therapy, maybe, instead of inflicting it on all of us."

On Join Us This April For TRIVIAL CAHOOTS: Autostraddle Queer Trivia Meet-Up Month!

The Ring Me Award to Sally:

“how do I make sure the contestants stay engaged?” Don’t worry, if your attendees are queer women, it would be a surprise if at least two don’t meet/engage/marry over the course of the night.

And on Also.Also.Also: It’s International Women’s Day!

The Goddess Award to Athena:

I HAVE BEEN ON HORMONES FOR ONE YEAR TODAY! HAPPY INTERNATIONAL WOMEN’S DAY! That is all, carry on.


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