The Comment Awards Are Sixty-Nining

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Hey there, you crazy kids! Guess what: this is my 69th post for Autostraddle! And I just wanted to say that I receive so much from all of you — I hope that I’m giving enough back.

(I’m so sorry).

This week, Heather interviewed Rachel Weisz about her new film Disobedience! I assume Heather is now dead, and continuing to show up for work as a ghost, like a much more interesting version of Professor Binns.

Okay, this is so comprehensive and amazing: Laura put together a complete list of LGBTQ women running for United States office!

Carmen is recapping Vida, and it looks amazing.

Mey wrote up a helpful guide to sleeping with trans women! I am loving this Sex 101 series.

I don’t know if you heard, but Lena Waithe won the Met Gala.

Mika launched a fashion advice column, and it’s perfect!

THIS IS RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS: Lesbian and Bisexual Women of History Who Were Obsessed With Their Dogs, Part 1. I read this to my dog and he loved it.

Queer! Alien! Makeup!

And then there were your comments!


On Grease Bats: Summer Exes:

The Hunter And The Hunted Award to Em:

“I enter most social situations with the calmness of a hunted gazelle” is the realest thing I’ve ever read.

On The Autostraddle Interview: Rachel Weisz Opens Up About Disobedience’s Six-Minute Lesbian Sex Scene (Plus an Exclusive Clip):

The Just One, I’m A Few Award to Mika Albornoz:

[Image of Cosima from Orphan Black pretending to be her sestra Allison, giving a campaign speech and saying "as a lesbian...supporter..." Her head has been replaced with the head of Rachel Weisz.]

And the Final Cut Award to Sally and Heather Hogan:

Sally: This interview has been edited and condensed for clarity. I would be interested to know if the unclear parts that got edited out were Heather’s screams of delight whenever Rachel Weisz gave another perfect answer. / Heather: Hahaha! I really do wish you could hear the recording so you could hear the noise I made when she asked me what I thought of the sex scene. / Sarah: Please describe it! / Heather: You know that gurgled sound of a cartoon character getting choked? Like that."

On How Well Do You Know The History Of Menstruation Products?

The Hypatia, You Complete Me Award to Carmen SanDiego:

Hypatia, I get it. I would also throw used rags to get rid of men

On Find Your Fit: The Wannabe Business Casual Taurus With Jiu Jitsu Biceps:

The @ Me Next Time Award to Cherilyn:

Never in my life have I been so personally attacked by a headline.

On The 2018 Met Gala’s Best Lesbian, Bi, and Queer Looks:

The Holy Spirit Award to Chandra:

Sorry Hayley Kiyoko fans, but after this, Lena Waithe is my own personal Lesbian Jesus. 🙌 Also does this mean Janelle Monáe can be Bi Jesus? ‘Cause she sure dazzles the bijesus out of me…

On 7 Super Queer Cookbooks For Your Super Queer Kitchen!

The Whatever Heather Wants Award to Heather Hogan and Reneice Charles:

Heather: Reneice! Write a cookbook! / Reneice: Well if Heather says to do it, I have to do it!

And on No Filter: Samira Wiley and Lauren Morelli Met Melissa Etheridge and the Lesbian Vortex Has Never Been Stronger:

The Cannes You Believe It Award to BooBear:

OK but did you see this? [Image of Kristen Stewart, at Cannes, staring at Cate Blanchett's breasts]


The Comment Awards will, of course, be back next week, but I’ll see you after camp!

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