Results for: grease bats
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The Comment Awards Are Sometimes a Grumpy Loaf
“Has there ever been anything so relatable on this site?”
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The Comment Awards Are Going On A Celebrity Dream Date
“IS THIS MAGIC? WHERE DID YOU FIND MY JOURNALS???”
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The Comment Awards Need a Lesbian Aunt Like Heather Hogan
“Molly’s Aunt Eleanor was the original American Girl lesbian aunt. I’m just saying.”
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The Comment Awards Are Taking 15 Minutes To Breathe
“The Janet Mock-Turtleneck is a much-appreciated fashion innovation!”
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The Comment Awards Are Bisexual And Contain Multitudes
“I too have attracted more quality human beings since I came out. Also quality cats and dogs but I am not sure it’s related.”
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The Comment Awards Are Hiding In A Tree With A Supersoaker
“Magic Wand as mic is always SO GOOD.”
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The Comment Awards Have Seen Love, And It’s A Bride in Fuchsia
“…Everyone is happy and has regular and satisfying tent sex.”
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The Comment Awards Know Love Is Not A Lie
“Does this mean Stef is now eligible to be featured on No Filter?”
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The Comment Awards Are Asking: Are You The One?
“I went out last night with another Rachel…it wasn’t super awkward until she told me her ex’s name is Rachel.”
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The Comment Awards Are Eating Juicy Peaches
*THIS* is how you party in Mykonos.
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The Comment Awards Are Celebrating You, and Also These Butches
“Relationship Milestone: Buying a two-pack of coconut oil to make vegan gingerbread for her, then never hanging out again.”
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The Comment Awards Are Eating Leftover Chocolates in Bed
“I’m calling it Carbmas now.”
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The Comment Awards Are Fighting for the Good Things
Pipkin’s into the treat bag again!
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The Comment Awards Are Side-Eyeing a Diva Cup
“Can we all just take a moment to appreciate the phrase ‘menstrual confetti?'”
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The Comment Awards Are Kissing at the VMAs
“All my favorite lesbian love stories start when the hats align.”
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The Comment Awards Are Behaving Very Badly
If ‘Cuddle Top’ is not already a thing, I will make it one.
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The Comment Awards Are Crying Happy Tears
“HOW ARE YOU CUTTING ONIONS IN MY APARTMENT FROM SO FAR AWAY”
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The Comment Awards Are Sixty-Nining
In the grand scheme of things, we’re really all just here for Cate Blanchett’s boobs.
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The Comment Awards Are in Deep With Carol
Crack me like one of your French pistachios.
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The Comment Awards Are Meeting at The Planet
“In television, you either die a hero, or live long enough to become Ilene Chaiken.”