What the hell is going on around here.

Weaponized vibrators, kick-ass asses and BRUNCH!

“I wore my A-Camp staff shirt to the grocery store in Berkeley and TWO people stopped me to ask me how this year’s Summer Camp went.” Meet Ivy, our last Calendar Girl of the year!

For my birthday, I wanna give gifts to other humans: specifically, Team Autostraddle. If you donate, you’ll be giving me the best birthday ever, and I’m willing to bake you cookies or even raffle off an A-Camp campership and more!

The Top 10 Most Popular Autostraddle Posts of 2012, 2012’s Most-Commented-Upon Posts, Top Search Terms and so much more!

Candy, fisting, politics. PERIOD.

This post aims to answer pressing questions such as, “now that the fundraising campaign is over, how long ’til we get to see the new website?” and “when is my fundraising t-shirt gonna be here???”

Over 3,000 of y’all let us know who you are and what you want, so now it’s our turn to tell you who you are and what you want. With infographics!

We just wanted to say a few things before taking your money and running off to a tropical island to do some offshore trading and margarita-drinking with the ladies.

Autostraddlers are adorable in real life and online.

Super moms, composting and the price of mini geese.

We made it to 80k! That means you can request gifs from Brianna’s brilliant straddle-gifs tumblr AND we’re raffling off two camperships for September for anyone looking for a last-minute vaycay!

School is in session, get your chin off your desk.

BASE GOAL MET. Now let’s see what we can do with the next 44 days!

The comment awards still have a lot of #soccerfeelings and would just like to make out with Megan Rapinoe already.

Today’s Comment Awards are probably better than any other comment awards because you got two whole extra days to impress us.

Just a little extra motivation to participate in our fundraising campaign!

This week featured famous people coming out times 3, pies cream sandwiches, rompers, and also BRUNCH.

Meet Miss September!

It’s been a rainy, windy week, but the promise of the Hot 100 looming on the horizon is enough to warm things up.